hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2009-07-15 12:54 pm

Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
It was kinda emo with the pining for what he can't have! And Nate deciding to pay attention to him again - while not giving him what he really wants (not that Nate knows, but still) AND while strutting around in naught but swim trunks and flip flops! - that does not happiness make!

Also, dude, high school girls are high maintenance like whoa. Well, the hot ones the boys would go for, anyway. Brad so wouldn't want to put up with that shit. He's already got Ray to handle and all.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hee. This ties in with a comment to Z I made about Ray being the equivalent of a high school girl. ::hearts::

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
I KNOW! We are SO on the same wavelength. It's kind of brilliant. Or disturbing, but I'm choosing option A.

Part I (GS middle scene for L)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
It's three o'clock in the morning.

The sky is awash with stars, the moon hanging bright in the night sky. Brad and Nate are lying on their backs in the Colberts backyard, Nate's head resting on Brad's stomach, Brad's fingers tangled in his hair. Brad's half-hard, but he's been that way since he got home, since he walked into his parents house 36 hours ago and Nate was sitting at the kitchen table with his mom drinking lemonade, chocolate icing smeared at the corners of his mouth.

The grass tickles Brad's skull, not much opportunity to lie in the grass at Pendleton.

The air is cool, crisp. During the day it's muggy, but when the sun goes down and the ocean currents wash away the haze, it's like this, a slight chill undercutting everything.

Brad's had two days of leave since Nate got home six weeks ago. If he's lucky he might get to see Nate one more time before Nate goes back to Hanover to start his junior year at the end of August.

"You tired?" Brad asks quietly. "I know you college boys like to be in bed by nine."

Nate laughs softly. Turning his face into Brad's hand, his nose brushing the inside of Brad's wrist. "College boys are in bed by nine-thirty; you must've missed the memo."

"Is that why you're using me like a pillow?" Brad asks, brushing the hair off Nate's face. It's a small thing, but this is the sort of sensory memory that keeps him going when Nate's 3000 miles away.

Nate pokes him in the side lightly. "Kind of hard to be a pillow."

Brad can't help the bark of laughter that escapes, and then Nate's there, astride his hips, hand over Brad's mouth. "If you wake your parents up, you can explain us lying in the backyard like a pair of homeless shoes."

Brad licks his palm and Nate rocks back against Brad's dick. Brad licks him again and Nate lifts his hand, leaning down to give Brad just a brief brush of his lips.

Brad growls in the back of his throat as Nate pulls back, his mouth curling upwards.

"My pillows don't tend to growl," Nate says thoughtfully.

"It's all your fault. Do you know how many of my pillows you ruined?"

Nate blinks, Brad shuts his mouth. Damn Nate and his ability to just get Brad to just say all the things he's thinking. Mostly when he doesn't want to.

Nate grinds down again and Brad has to hold him there, feel Nate's ass pressing against his thighs. "Tell me about the pillows," Nate coaxes, hands shoving Brad's shirt up his chest, thumbs circling Brad's nipples.

"No," Brad's breath catches as Nate twists his left nipple.

"What was that?" Brad turns his head to the side to get away from Nate's inquisitive eyes, his hips lifting up automatically as Nate leans in and tugs on Brad's earlobe with his teeth. "Tell me."

Brad's hands slide back to Nate's ass, squeeze, knead the muscles there. "Nothing to tell," he grits out as Nate nuzzles the skin behind his ear.

"Liar."

Brad's head snaps back to center, whacking the side of Nate's head. Nate makes a startled noise, which is muffled when Brad cups the back of his head and rolls them over, pinning Nate underneath him.

"What did you call me?" he asks, not bothering to hide the edge in his voice.
Edited 2009-07-19 06:16 (UTC)

Part II (GS middle scene for L)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Nate blinks up at him, face pale in the moonlight. "Tell me about the pillows."

Brad shakes his head. Sits back on his heels. "You want to know about the pillows?" he says, thumbing open the button on his shorts, pulling down the zipper.

Nate props himself up on his elbows. Watching. "Yeah."

Brad lifts his hips, shoves his shorts and briefs down just enough to free his cock. "It's about you," Brad says, wrapping his hand around his dick, giving himself a long hard stroke. "Always about you," he grits out.

Nate struggles underneath him, pushing at Brad's chest, forcing him to shift his weight back. So that Nate can sit up. "What about me?"

"Used to think about you when I was doing this," Brad says, hand moving over his cock too fast. Not enough slick. He's going to get friction burn. Good thing to return back to base with. The guys'll think he's chafed from all the fucking he's done. Which is not necessarily a lie.

"Used to – to do this when you were off with fucking Natalie." Brad gives her name all the righteous fury he thinks it requires.

He can't believe she's trapped Ray, but that's Ray's burden now.

"Used to," Nate says lightly. "I've been replaced already?"

"Not possible," Brad says. Nate makes a little noise, knuckles brushing over Brad's cheekbone before he cups the back of his head and pulls him into a breath-stealing kiss. Brad whines in the back of his throat when Nate's hand closes over his own, has to pull back to breathe because Nate's just taking him over.

"Wanted you," he confesses against Nate's mouth. "Even when I didn't know it."

Nate's grip tightens hard enough to make Brad's joints ache, and then he's coming all over their hands. White noise in his ears and his heart beating like Rudy's just taken them all on a 15 mile run as Nate strokes him through it.

Nate lets go of Brad's cock, lifts his hand up to eye level so Brad can watch him lick his fingers clean. "Did I do this in your dreams?" Nate asks.

Brad shakes his head, kissing Nate's cheekbone. "No, the pillows definitely didn't do that."

Nate laughs. "Glad to know you think I'm good for something."

Brad reaches down, squeezes Nate's cock through his shorts. "Maybe more than one thing," he concedes.
Edited 2009-07-19 06:22 (UTC)

Re: Part II (GS middle scene for L)

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
::happy sigh::

"Used to," Nate says lightly. "I've been replaced already?"

"Not possible," Brad says. Nate makes a little noise, knuckles brushing over Brad's cheekbone before he cups the back of his head and pulls him into a breath-stealing kiss.


That's so lovely.

"Wanted you," he confesses against Nate's mouth. "Even when I didn't know it."

Aww, boys!

LOVE them! Love this wee look at them being adorable and connected, even when they so rarely get to see each other. ::draws hearts::

Re: Part III

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
I had a dream that Stark Sands was a guest star on Southland. It was a good dream.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I want a Porn swat t-shirt.

Re: Part II (GS middle scene for L)

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
::hearts times a million::

I love Brad's anger and frustration - not at Nate, but Nate gets to feel a brush of it - at being so helpless when it comes to Nate. All his wanting and needing and not being able to be with him and so everything just builds up. And sometimes when Nate laughs and treats it like a joke (not that he thinks it's a joke, but he doesn't realize what's gotten to Brad right at the core or he doesn't want to see it, because his own need is too much to deal with most of the time) Brad has to turn Nate over, pin him down and remind Nate (and himself) that Nate is his just as much as he is Nate's.

::has possession issues. hee::

Seriously, this is awesome and lovely and so visual.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you guys too. SO MUCH.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. I love you guys too. I only hurt the ones I love! That's why I torture the boys and you!!

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but we're actually okay with dealing with NOT porn. I know it's hard to believe, but it's been known to happen. Also, transitions suck, and sometimes you need someone else's perspective. I mean, your insight into my "fuck or die" was majorly helpful. Or will be when I get back to writing it.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just another level of our pure awesomeness.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I was going to try to make a logo, but I don't have the right font. Also, after looking at the word "Porn" a lot, it looks wrong.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So, a mug. A shirt. We can start our own cafe press store! "PORN SWAT" saving lives with porn since 2009.

Re: Part III

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
::ovaries explode::

GIVE ME YOUR DREAM IMMEDIATELY!!!

IT'S MINE! I SHOULD HAVE IT!!

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, after looking at the word "Porn" a lot, it looks wrong.
Blasphemer! The word 'porn' can never look wrong!

Re: Part III

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
He played a new detective who was possibly corrupt in some way, maybe. Or maybe there investigating everyone else. And he got into a shouting match with Cooper. I don't even know what it was about and then I woke up because it was all too awesome for my brain. I think maybe it was all too awesome for my brain. And it was totally the type of shouting match where they were like half a second a way from making out because my first thought when I woke up was, "wow. Ben is going to be pissed."

Re: Part III

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Or, if he's nice, Ben will demand a threesome.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Look at it in every different font I have repeatedly one after the other and tell me that. though it's interesting in a few of those symbol fonts.

Re: Part III

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I definitely thought of that, but I don't think either Ben and Cooper shares all that well. Though I kind of like the idea of both of them thinking they would be okay with a threesome and the other one being 'yeah, no way would you be okay with that,' and sort of double dog daring each other into one, and then both of them becoming insanely possessive and jealous when confronted with the actuality of it and pretty much ignoring the other person.

Re: Part III

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hopefully Stark's character would be happy to wank and watch. Because I bet that would be a *damn* pretty show.

Re: Part III

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ridiculously pretty.

And wank and watch sounds like the stop and go's dirtier cousin. Though in Iowa, we had Come and Go's and nothing was funnier then that.

Also, I am now thinking about Brad and Nate watching Ben and Cooper. It's a very enjoyable thing to be thinking about.

Re: Part III

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
My love for you two is overwhelming. This is the kind of stuff one wants to be thinking about at the gym.

Re: Part III

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Brad would be giving Nate running commentary as he stroked Nate's cock.

"Have I done that to you yet? Oh, I know I've done that. Fuck, you think his tongue goes as deep in Sherman's ass as mine goes in yours?"

Nate would get a gold medal in squirming and writhing.

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