Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

[hackthis_archive]

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

Comments

Re: Hotass smirky Brad

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Just...GUH.

Brad would bet his combat pay that the LT naked and sweaty and covered in his come is going to be a thing of beauty and a joy forever as his mom used to say.

::is dead::

Re: pushy, bitchy Nate

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am actually seriously under the deadline gun and am thusly only giving myself about 90 seconds to reply to this prompt.

It's simmering under the surface.

Nate can smell in the air when they get back to the cigarette factor. Brad's anger is acrid. It smells like sulfer and dirt, like bombs in gardens. Like hospitals and the smell of sterilization when they make you put on a mask to go visit someone who's dying.

Nate did that when his grandmother was in the hospital and fuck Brad if he thinks Nate's going to do that again.

Nate has never wandered off in his life. He takes the stairs up six flights. Steps even and sure. His steps are hollow except for a very very slight echo.

Brad said he would follow him anywhere.

And now they're here, on the sixth floor of a cigarette factory, and Nate's hand is on the knob of a door at the very end of three lefts and a right. Brad's the one who pushes Nate through the door.

"What the fuck was that?" Nate snaps, turning on his Team Leader.

"Sir," Brad says, fingers curling around Nate's vest and yanking him close. "All due respect, you ever stop me saving somebody's life again and I'm taking yours."

Nate kisses Brad fiercely. Doesn't really kiss him, just bites at his mouth, sucks on his tongue, tastes the blood from Brad's split lip. When he pulls away there's blood smeared below Brad's lip and his eyes are bright and full of want. "Sergeant, you ever do stupid shit like that again, and I'll put a bullet in you myself."

Brad's eyes widen just that fraction and then his mouth is on Nate's again, sharp and angry, his hands yanking at Nate's pants, trying to get a hand on Nate's cock.

"Fucking officers, don't know jackshit," Brad says, jerking Nate off viciously. It's too hard and his hand is rough, Nate's going to be in pain later.

Nate tightens his grip on Brad's shoulders, thrusts into his hand and whispers in his ear. "When we get stateside I'm going to teach you some fucking manners, Brad. Gonna tie your ass to my bed, fuck you raw, put something slick, thick and plastic up your pretty ass, and then leave you there to think about how you much respect you better show me."

Brad's grip goes brutal on Nate's cock, and then he's coming, choking on his own tongue.

Re: Not porn. Sorry :(

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

George had poisoned Brad with lead (thus explaining Brad's trouble with the concept of shoe laces and also the drooling) and then felt guilty about the whole thing, so stuck around advising Brad as his penance.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Let me think about it. Right now I just kind of want to write a thousand words on Alex's eyelashes.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry is that supposed to be a bad thing? Because I'd read that.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

They are *ridiculously* long and curly and yes.

Re: still haven't found an acceptably large version, alas

[ex-trolleys.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. Dear Brad, plz to never stop hacking Nate's shit!

Am dead from the dirty talk. <3<3<3

Re: Not porn. Sorry :(

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

::dies of love::

Re: SINCE IT IS YOUR FAULT I AM STARING AT THEM ALL DAY ANYWAY

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh! Right. Sometimes I just forget how awesome I am. ::cracks self up::

Re: still haven't found an acceptably large version, alas

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I'm almost finished with the beta, and may have you reread to let me know what you think about the changes. ::adores you::

Brad and Nate are hot. I approve of this.

Re: still haven&#39;t found an acceptably large version, alas

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I just want you to observe that like I've answered every prompt in this post. Except for two at the end, one ben and the one about... sex pollen (IDEK). Why? Cause you is awesome and you should be happy. Yis.

Re: Hotass smirky Brad

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

NNNNNNNNNNNGH!

Re: Not porn. Sorry :(

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Matt told George about that story and George had laughed for an hour straight. He didn't deny the story, though.

AHAHAHA! You win everything!

Re: still haven't found an acceptably large version, alas

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Nate is very appreciative that the Marines, for all they fucked up, managed to get him a Brad Colbert to distract the hell out of him.

Re: SINCE IT IS YOUR FAULT I AM STARING AT THEM ALL DAY ANYWAY

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Whyfore the laughing? I'M SERIOUS! Which you know by the fact that I am braving shosh's mighty wrath. ::nods::

Re: still haven&#39;t found an acceptably large version, alas

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I am observing and noting and thinking you're pretty awesome and I'm glad you're in my life, and you're totally making me cry. :) In a *good* way though.

Also - just heard from my mom and got good news there that is also making me cry in a good way. That phone call, unlike this post, had no porn in it though, which...is really good. Hee.

Re: still haven&amp;#39;t found an acceptably large version, alas

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Good news YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

*\O/*

Re: still haven't found an acceptably large version, alas

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

It's a post of pure love and glee.

And porn.

Re: pushy, bitchy Nate

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

90 seconds? Can I have your powers

"Sir," Brad says, fingers curling around Nate's vest and yanking him close. "All due respect, you ever stop me saving somebody's life again and I'm taking yours."

Oh, hell YEAH.

"When we get stateside I'm going to teach you some fucking manners, Brad. Gonna tie your ass to my bed, fuck you raw, put something slick, thick and plastic up your pretty ass, and then leave you there to think about how you much respect you better show me."

::loves pushy Nate::

Um...YES. To this. All of it.

Re: Hotass smirky Brad

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I had coherency at one point, but then I lost it and I almost had it back and then Ray and Brad made me choke on it. Yay!

That was totally a compliment, btw.

Re: pushy, bitchy Nate

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Heh, if most guys were that good in 90 seconds, the world would be a better place.

[ex-trolleys.livejournal.com]

I have nothing of value to contribute, but just wanted to say ILU FOR THIS POST as I was having the lousiest day possible until now. GK PORN HEALS ALL, FOR TRUE. <333

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I would like to say that I was totally going to put a note up here for you, that was all and trolleys can submit whatever she wants it, but then I was like no, bad hackthis, stop with the bribery. BUT. If you do have a photo or a drawing or something and you'd be happy with something like whatever I'm tossing out... you know, I am good for a comment or two :D

Hell, at this point romanticalgirl, alethialia and I are a deal! Buy one, get two free!

Let's see if I can actually achieve porn this time

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

(I have like ten minutes, but we'll see what I can get out in that time)

There had been a canister. And a lecture about what would happened if they touched the canister. And how it was top secret and important, but no one had it was dangerous. And, really, giving marines something watch and then telling them not to touch it was like giving marines porn and telling them not to jack off. Some things were just inevitable.

Nate had half heard Ray trying to convince everyone that the canister contained alien sperm, when there were sounds of a struggle, then a crash, and then a "You stupid fuck!"

And then, suddenly, Nate was very, very happy. Not the type of peaceful happiness that made you want to lie back, stare at the sky, and contemplate world peace, but the kind that made you want to grab the nearest person, throw them to ground, and fuck them until neither of you could see straight.

The person nearest to Nate was Brad. Interesting.

Nate took a deep breath and tried to clear his head. He should be checking up on his men. He should be reporting this incident. He was sure there was all sorts of paper work that he should be happening when top secret canisters filled with some sort of happy gas are broken by his men, but focusing on anything besides the fact that Brad was now standing right next to him and breathing on him in a sexual manner (Nate would have never believed before this that someone could breathe in a way that would make you want to rip their clothes off, throw them to the ground, and then shove your cock down their throat, but that was clearly the way Brad was breathing right now) and it was really hard to think about anything else.

Ray would take care of everyone else.

And that thought was disturbing enough to almost shake Nate out of his sexual fog, but then Brad giggled. And it should have been the most disturbing noise that Nate had ever heard. Brad Colbert does not giggle. Ever. They all clearly needed medical attention.

But then Brad was leaning towards him and the only thing Nate could think about was Brad and lips and how if they didn't have sex right now, Nate was going to die.

(and I honestly have to go right now, I know. I suck!)

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

This is a post for everyone to be happy! Everyone should submit ideas for stuff they want and we will bend to their will.

Do I cost or am I free? ::ponders existential crap::

Screw that. ::goes to write more porn::