Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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Let's see if I can actually achieve porn this time

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

(I have like ten minutes, but we'll see what I can get out in that time)

There had been a canister. And a lecture about what would happened if they touched the canister. And how it was top secret and important, but no one had it was dangerous. And, really, giving marines something watch and then telling them not to touch it was like giving marines porn and telling them not to jack off. Some things were just inevitable.

Nate had half heard Ray trying to convince everyone that the canister contained alien sperm, when there were sounds of a struggle, then a crash, and then a "You stupid fuck!"

And then, suddenly, Nate was very, very happy. Not the type of peaceful happiness that made you want to lie back, stare at the sky, and contemplate world peace, but the kind that made you want to grab the nearest person, throw them to ground, and fuck them until neither of you could see straight.

The person nearest to Nate was Brad. Interesting.

Nate took a deep breath and tried to clear his head. He should be checking up on his men. He should be reporting this incident. He was sure there was all sorts of paper work that he should be happening when top secret canisters filled with some sort of happy gas are broken by his men, but focusing on anything besides the fact that Brad was now standing right next to him and breathing on him in a sexual manner (Nate would have never believed before this that someone could breathe in a way that would make you want to rip their clothes off, throw them to the ground, and then shove your cock down their throat, but that was clearly the way Brad was breathing right now) and it was really hard to think about anything else.

Ray would take care of everyone else.

And that thought was disturbing enough to almost shake Nate out of his sexual fog, but then Brad giggled. And it should have been the most disturbing noise that Nate had ever heard. Brad Colbert does not giggle. Ever. They all clearly needed medical attention.

But then Brad was leaning towards him and the only thing Nate could think about was Brad and lips and how if they didn't have sex right now, Nate was going to die.

(and I honestly have to go right now, I know. I suck!)

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There had been a canister. And a lecture about what would happened if they touched the canister. And how it was top secret and important, but no one had it was dangerous. And, really, giving marines something watch and then telling them not to touch it was like giving marines porn and telling them not to jack off. Some things were just inevitable.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! YES! THIS!


And then, suddenly, Nate was very, very happy. Not the type of peaceful happiness that made you want to lie back, stare at the sky, and contemplate world peace, but the kind that made you want to grab the nearest person, throw them to ground, and fuck them until neither of you could see straight.

You know, sometimes you can get this from the same substance! Just saying. What?

Nate would have never believed before this that someone could breathe in a way that would make you want to rip their clothes off, throw them to the ground, and then shove your cock down their throat, but that was clearly the way Brad was breathing right now) and it was really hard to think about anything else.

He obviosuly doesn't look in the mirror as much as he should. I knew it was bad when he reckoned Ray could be in charge.

I LOVE THIS AND DEMAND MORE OR LIVES WILL BE LOST!

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

really, giving marines something watch and then telling them not to touch it was like giving marines porn and telling them not to jack off. Some things were just inevitable.

AHAHAHA! ::falls over:: It's so true! And awesome! And awesomely true!

if they didn't have sex right now, Nate was going to die.

This is my favorite! Fuck or die, baybee!

::twirls:: So awesome. Yay sex pollen!

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[sffan.livejournal.com]

Nate's thoughts on Brad's breathing cracked me up. Awesome!

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Whoooo! You know Ray was trying to convince them all that alien sperm is like viagra. And when everyone started getting all busy with each other he was all "SEE?!" and then Walt shoved his cock in Ray's mouth and everyone (who wasn't otherwise busy with their mouths) cheered because there actually *is* a way to make Ray stop talking!

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I SO approve of the Ray/Walt direction of your thoughts. I am going to claime this has my influence. But, yes, shoving his cock in Ray's mouth is the most effective means of shutting Ray up, especially when Ray can do such creative, filthy things with his mouth.

And, dude, this post needs more Walt. *off to find pictures*