Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

[hackthis_archive]

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

Comments

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Yay! Z said I should write it because I loved yours and oh, I'm so glad you like it! You should write yours! Because sex pollen is the shit.

::twirls::

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I feel "guh" is being overused today in my commentary repetoire, but I don't see it changing if you guys keep this up, because *guh*.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Yayyy! I am so glad you liked it! ::twirls::

(And I've been abusing guh, too. What can you do with all this hotness?)

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I need to go back to the bank robbers. But I will try to write the sex pollen fic when I need a break. Or maybe I can use it to bribe Ray. Like if he behaves, I'll write the kinky sex, but if he gives me trouble, I'll write about... um... i am drawing a blank on things that would horrify Ray that i would be willing to write.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

i am drawing a blank on things that would horrify Ray that i would be willing to write.

Hee! I'm drawing a blank on things that would horrify RAY! Maybe Trombley, but he'd horrify us all. idek.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

There's too much hotness. Or, well, not too much, because then people might stop, and that needs to not happen.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Of course not. There is Brad with GLASSES! And SLIPPERS! 'Cept, ya know, it's not porny so much as domestic-y in my head. 'Sup with that? Hmph.

Re: I was aiming for something ~naughty~

[ex-trolleys.livejournal.com]

Hee, the glasses were totally self-indulgent on my part. Glad you approve! ;)

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[shoshannagold.livejournal.com]

Oh my God. I feel dirty just looking at that.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[shoshannagold.livejournal.com]

No, I think they really are that shade. Also, his collarbone - much much porn must be written about his collarbone. Fuck, it's a damn shame that his artistic integrity keeps him from doing porn.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I thought of Trombley, but there is no way I am writing anything having to do with Trombley, so it's an empty threat. And writing about people mean to Ray is probably harder on me than it is on him. So in conclusion, I can't control Ray.

But now I am thinkin of alerna sex pollen fic where it's slow acting and only infecting Brad and Nate and they are trying to go about their lives and all they can think of is dragging the other one off and having ridiculously filthy sex and at first they don't realize that anything is wrong because that's what they are both always thinking of anyway, but the need just keeps on building and building and they honestly worry that they are going to go insane and then Nate just finally snaps and drags Brad off and they don't even manage to get any clothes off, Nate just kind of yanks at Brad's pants until he's able to get Brad's dick out and Brad isn't helping at all because he's too busy trying not to come at the sight of Nate on his knees in front of him. And Brad is still trying to maintain some sort of control, but Nate is just kind of grabbing at him and making desperate noises and not even actually sucking at Brad's cock, but just sort of desperately mouthing at it, and Brad's all "this is crazy. we need to stop. I'm going to hurt you." and Nate's all "if you don't fuck my face this second, I will kill you." And Brad would STILL being trying to maintain some sort of control because he's Brad and Nate would be all "Fuck this," and try to pull Brad's pants down further and Brad would be all "Sir? Sir?" and Nate would be all, "Shut the fuck up Brad and let me suck your dick. And if you behave, I'll fuck you when I'm done."

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

"Shut the fuck up Brad and let me suck your dick. And if you behave, I'll fuck you when I'm done."

HEL-LO!

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OH HAPPY DAY *WAVES HANDS*

OH HAPPY DAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

I told you she would love it. Silly goose.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

::goes cross-eyed:: Please, God, yes. THAT.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Well, your nipples tend to match your mouth, so.....

Are we really having this conversation? Unreal.

Also, you and I both know that this is some Get Some missing scene, between HS graduation and Nate joining up. Knowing these two it was probably during Nate's summer break and Brad's parents went away for the weekend and Brad like locked Nate out during some sex arguement. You can tell by the backyard. Wot?

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I bow down to your superior knowledge. And I am glad you liked.

Also, she just about killed me with teh hot in descriptive form and she rilly needs to write that sex pollen fic. Just so you are aware.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

His collarbones are excellent, I thought the same thing.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Are we really having this conversation? Unreal.

I had a moment of pause before I asked. Then I figured with all the porn in these comments, shame would just be silly at this point.

this is some Get Some missing scene, between HS graduation and Nate joining up. Knowing these two it was probably during Nate's summer break and Brad's parents went away for the weekend and Brad like locked Nate out during some sex arguement. You can tell by the backyard.

::dies a little:: But Nate would, like, lure him back with the pretty and the hot and his little pink nipples. How Brad could resist that shit...

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[ex-trolleys.livejournal.com]

OMGYES! I assume you've seen his ass shots too? *g*

Seriously, his body is v. impressive

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That's pretty much Brad's thought. Plus, he also gets Nate singing to him, which like NEVER fucking happens. Nate's kind of embarassed about his voice, which is insane because he sounds like an angel... which is exactly why he's embarassed, because then everybody stares. At least in football he's all covered up.

*looks at A*

Evol girl.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[shoshannagold.livejournal.com]

I somehow missed this post today - L just told me about it! All this porn, and I was sadly unaware!

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[shoshannagold.livejournal.com]

Are we really having this conversation? Unreal. *snorts* After what's gone done between your lj and L's this week? This is maybe the most innocent thing that's been said 'round this here parts in some time.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

And serenading him! He'd hold a boombox over his head like Lloyd Dobler, but that might expose a little too much of his...feelings.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[shoshannagold.livejournal.com]

OMGYES! I assume you've seen his ass shots too? *g* *blinks* No. No, I haven't. Have you been holding out on us?

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Say Anything Gen Kill AU! I am in favor! And, wow, it makes sense to a disturbing degree.