Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

[hackthis_archive]

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

Comments

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I thought of Trombley, but there is no way I am writing anything having to do with Trombley, so it's an empty threat. And writing about people mean to Ray is probably harder on me than it is on him. So in conclusion, I can't control Ray.

But now I am thinkin of alerna sex pollen fic where it's slow acting and only infecting Brad and Nate and they are trying to go about their lives and all they can think of is dragging the other one off and having ridiculously filthy sex and at first they don't realize that anything is wrong because that's what they are both always thinking of anyway, but the need just keeps on building and building and they honestly worry that they are going to go insane and then Nate just finally snaps and drags Brad off and they don't even manage to get any clothes off, Nate just kind of yanks at Brad's pants until he's able to get Brad's dick out and Brad isn't helping at all because he's too busy trying not to come at the sight of Nate on his knees in front of him. And Brad is still trying to maintain some sort of control, but Nate is just kind of grabbing at him and making desperate noises and not even actually sucking at Brad's cock, but just sort of desperately mouthing at it, and Brad's all "this is crazy. we need to stop. I'm going to hurt you." and Nate's all "if you don't fuck my face this second, I will kill you." And Brad would STILL being trying to maintain some sort of control because he's Brad and Nate would be all "Fuck this," and try to pull Brad's pants down further and Brad would be all "Sir? Sir?" and Nate would be all, "Shut the fuck up Brad and let me suck your dick. And if you behave, I'll fuck you when I'm done."

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

"Shut the fuck up Brad and let me suck your dick. And if you behave, I'll fuck you when I'm done."

HEL-LO!

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Apprently right now, I can only porn by accident, or if I'm like not looking at it directly.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Can we revisit this? I'm just saying (I am apparently bring up old shit, because I am currently incapable of writing anything at all).

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

What are we revisiting? I can't follow the threads anymore. Sex pollen? The fact that Alex's hands are ridiculously big because that's what I'm currently focused on.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

WRITE ABOUT THAT! and the sex pollen.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Okay. I have to get on a plan in like 45 minutes, but I'll see what I can come up with on the plane.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Another goddamn plane?! *shakes head* Wow.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I've given up getting offended when people are all "So where are you going next?" Because I want to argue that I am capable of staying put for more than a month at a time, but it's really, really not true.

I am thinking sex pollened Nate trying to give orders and being all distracted by Brad's hands.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*nods* Tell me more.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I have to get on the plane. But I will write on the plane. Promise!

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

::goes cross-eyed:: Please, God, yes. THAT.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

It could be an epic AU because the effects wouldn't disappear after the sex and Brad and Nate would have to go the run so that the government didn't do experiments on them. And they would run around the world trying to find a cure and having lots of sex in random places (and also they would get themselves into trouble because they would want to test out how exactly things worked like how long could they go without sex? what sort of sex was the best? how far apart could they be from each other? Does phone sex help at all? What about sex toys? The idea of sex with other people would be mentioned once, but not for long, and not ever again, and they would also be politely asked never to come back to that hotel again after the whole thing with the broken bed and all the noises they were making).

Ray's take on the whole thing would be: "How can be people be sure that they are actually infected with something and not just ridiculously horny, kinky fucks?" But he would help them. And mock them. But mostly help them.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

See, I think the key here is that it wore off after like a week or something, so really this is just all them. Do they rob banks? Wot?

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

See, I think the key here is that it wore off after like a week or something, so really this is just all them.
Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking. I love the idea of a story with the moral: And it turns out that they were just kinky, horny fucks all along.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Best. Moral. Ever.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I second the BEST MORAL EVER!