hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2009-07-15 12:54 pm

Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] clear-as-blood.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
...but I did it for a good cause?
Image Image

Something along the lines of a college au where Nate's lost a bet? Dare? Obviously Brad's going to be the one that stumbles upon him. What he does with that? Well...

Also, I'm really loving the fact that I'm discovering GK just as there's this influx of awesome new fic. [Especially since I've pretty much devoured all the fic you and your partners in crime cohorts have written in about 2 days.]

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
So is it me, the image quality, or are Stark's nipples really that pink?

I'm just saying.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
No, I think they really are that shade. Also, his collarbone - much much porn must be written about his collarbone. Fuck, it's a damn shame that his artistic integrity keeps him from doing porn.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
His collarbones are excellent, I thought the same thing.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
I somehow missed this post today - L just told me about it! All this porn, and I was sadly unaware!

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, your nipples tend to match your mouth, so.....

Are we really having this conversation? Unreal.

Also, you and I both know that this is some Get Some missing scene, between HS graduation and Nate joining up. Knowing these two it was probably during Nate's summer break and Brad's parents went away for the weekend and Brad like locked Nate out during some sex arguement. You can tell by the backyard. Wot?

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Are we really having this conversation? Unreal.

I had a moment of pause before I asked. Then I figured with all the porn in these comments, shame would just be silly at this point.

this is some Get Some missing scene, between HS graduation and Nate joining up. Knowing these two it was probably during Nate's summer break and Brad's parents went away for the weekend and Brad like locked Nate out during some sex arguement. You can tell by the backyard.

::dies a little:: But Nate would, like, lure him back with the pretty and the hot and his little pink nipples. How Brad could resist that shit...

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
That's pretty much Brad's thought. Plus, he also gets Nate singing to him, which like NEVER fucking happens. Nate's kind of embarassed about his voice, which is insane because he sounds like an angel... which is exactly why he's embarassed, because then everybody stares. At least in football he's all covered up.

*looks at A*

Evol girl.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
::smooches:: You know you love me.

And Nate! And Brad! Of course Nate's embarrassed by his voice. He already gets enough shit for being all pretty. People find out he can sing, too, and it's like slicing off his balls. But Brad knows because Brad knows everything and also, Nate can share this stuff with Brad. 'Cause it's Brad.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
And serenading him! He'd hold a boombox over his head like Lloyd Dobler, but that might expose a little too much of his...feelings.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Say Anything Gen Kill AU! I am in favor! And, wow, it makes sense to a disturbing degree.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Are we really having this conversation? Unreal. *snorts* After what's gone done between your lj and L's this week? This is maybe the most innocent thing that's been said 'round this here parts in some time.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
*looks down*

*scuffs toe*

I don't know what you mean.

...you know this is super early in the morning though, right? Brad's mad, probably because Nate slept with a girl. They agreed that it was okay but that doesn't mean that Brad has to like it. And Nate... I think Brad kind of has a moment during morning sex and then Nate's outside and Nate's like....!!! They hell just happened. He's halfhard, it's like 6am and he's naked in Brad's backyard. And he's all, BRAD! BRAD! If I get arrested, they're going to call my mom! Do you want to deal with my mom?! So, Brad has a moment and then he throws his sister's guitar out the window. And he's all, here, close enough! And Nate's like, seriously? Are you seriously doing this? You weren't this bad when I was dating Natalie, which is obviously the very wrong thing to say.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know which part of that kills me dead more, the hilarity of it, or the hotness of jealous!Brad. Why the hell does Nate think that it's ever going to be a good idea to talk about that?

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Jealous!Brad leads to Nate getting pinned to something and pounded into behind in the roughest sex they've yet had, being reminded very *vividly* exactly who he belongs to and always will. And always has, even if he didn't know it yet.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] clear-as-blood.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
If only we had some basis for comparison. I mean, where was the shirtless Nate in GK?

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Officers have to been dignified! There is no semi-nudity! (For shame!)

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God. I feel dirty just looking at that.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] clear-as-blood.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly, my work is done.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] ex-trolleys.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
OMGYES! I assume you've seen his ass shots too? *g*

Seriously, his body is v. impressive

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
OMGYES! I assume you've seen his ass shots too? *g* *blinks* No. No, I haven't. Have you been holding out on us?

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] clear-as-blood.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
*cough* (http://men.mojblog.rs/permalink.aspx?id=135616)

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
WOW. This lends a lot of credibility to Brad's obsession with Nate's ass. No doubt.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, God. I don't know how I missed that. Thank you!

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[identity profile] clear-as-blood.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, of course. XD

It's a real shame we don't see it more often.