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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com
So is it me, the image quality, or are Stark's nipples really that pink?

I'm just saying.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com
No, I think they really are that shade. Also, his collarbone - much much porn must be written about his collarbone. Fuck, it's a damn shame that his artistic integrity keeps him from doing porn.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com
His collarbones are excellent, I thought the same thing.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com
I somehow missed this post today - L just told me about it! All this porn, and I was sadly unaware!

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Well, your nipples tend to match your mouth, so.....

Are we really having this conversation? Unreal.

Also, you and I both know that this is some Get Some missing scene, between HS graduation and Nate joining up. Knowing these two it was probably during Nate's summer break and Brad's parents went away for the weekend and Brad like locked Nate out during some sex arguement. You can tell by the backyard. Wot?

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com
Are we really having this conversation? Unreal.

I had a moment of pause before I asked. Then I figured with all the porn in these comments, shame would just be silly at this point.

this is some Get Some missing scene, between HS graduation and Nate joining up. Knowing these two it was probably during Nate's summer break and Brad's parents went away for the weekend and Brad like locked Nate out during some sex arguement. You can tell by the backyard.

::dies a little:: But Nate would, like, lure him back with the pretty and the hot and his little pink nipples. How Brad could resist that shit...

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
That's pretty much Brad's thought. Plus, he also gets Nate singing to him, which like NEVER fucking happens. Nate's kind of embarassed about his voice, which is insane because he sounds like an angel... which is exactly why he's embarassed, because then everybody stares. At least in football he's all covered up.

*looks at A*

Evol girl.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com
::smooches:: You know you love me.

And Nate! And Brad! Of course Nate's embarrassed by his voice. He already gets enough shit for being all pretty. People find out he can sing, too, and it's like slicing off his balls. But Brad knows because Brad knows everything and also, Nate can share this stuff with Brad. 'Cause it's Brad.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com
And serenading him! He'd hold a boombox over his head like Lloyd Dobler, but that might expose a little too much of his...feelings.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com
Say Anything Gen Kill AU! I am in favor! And, wow, it makes sense to a disturbing degree.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com
Are we really having this conversation? Unreal. *snorts* After what's gone done between your lj and L's this week? This is maybe the most innocent thing that's been said 'round this here parts in some time.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
*looks down*

*scuffs toe*

I don't know what you mean.

...you know this is super early in the morning though, right? Brad's mad, probably because Nate slept with a girl. They agreed that it was okay but that doesn't mean that Brad has to like it. And Nate... I think Brad kind of has a moment during morning sex and then Nate's outside and Nate's like....!!! They hell just happened. He's halfhard, it's like 6am and he's naked in Brad's backyard. And he's all, BRAD! BRAD! If I get arrested, they're going to call my mom! Do you want to deal with my mom?! So, Brad has a moment and then he throws his sister's guitar out the window. And he's all, here, close enough! And Nate's like, seriously? Are you seriously doing this? You weren't this bad when I was dating Natalie, which is obviously the very wrong thing to say.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com
I don't know which part of that kills me dead more, the hilarity of it, or the hotness of jealous!Brad. Why the hell does Nate think that it's ever going to be a good idea to talk about that?

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com
Jealous!Brad leads to Nate getting pinned to something and pounded into behind in the roughest sex they've yet had, being reminded very *vividly* exactly who he belongs to and always will. And always has, even if he didn't know it yet.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com
I think he might get pinned to the pool chair, in this instance. Also, they're going to drown his sister's guitar, and she's going to be pissed. Not that she would have ever touched it again, herself, after Nate become so intimately acquainted with it.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Well obviously. I think Brad's trying to come to terms with it himself and Nate's all but you said it was okay, and Brad's like obviously I LIED! WTF NATE! And then Nate's mad, because in some way he only did it, because he thought Brad was doing it with whores -- Brad's just back from his first trip to South East Asia and -- that leads to a whole new set of issues with Nate fucking Brad on the steps that lead up to the bedrooms, and Brad's scrabbling at the carpeting, pulling out tufts. And some voice in the back of Brad's head is like your mom is going to kick your ass for fucking up her carpeting, but Brad can't really think about that's because Nate's tongue is so far up his ass, his eyes are crossed and he's getting carpet burn on his dick from rubbing against the steps.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com
Brad's trying to come to terms with it himself and Nate's all but you said it was okay, and Brad's like obviously I LIED! WTF NATE! And then Nate's mad, because in some way he only did it, because he thought Brad was doing it with whores

Oh, boys! They never stop being stupid! Why do I love them so?!

Brad can't really think about that's because Nate's tongue is so far up his ass, his eyes are crossed and he's getting carpet burn on his dick from rubbing against the steps.

Um, CHRIST. And you were all boggling that I asked about Stark's nipples?!

I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

Date: 2009-07-16 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Brad's trying to come to terms with it himself and Nate's all but you said it was okay, and Brad's like obviously I LIED! WTF NATE! And then Nate's mad, because in some way he only did it, because he thought Brad was doing it with whores

She was a pretty girl. Really. From Nate's Classical Greece seminar. Mixed-race. Curly hair. Mouth like a sailor, but she was tremendous in bed. She just wasn't Brad, and it was good, but afterwards Nate got up and got dressed, grabbed his homework and headed on home. He wasn't ashamed, didn't feel like he'd done anything wrong... he just, he wasn't sure it was what he'd wanted in the first place. But he didn't want to *un*evolve. Didn't want Brad moving ahead without him, and it was hard that first year, super hard, because he'd never been without Brad for that long. Yeah, there'd been those two months, but it was nothing like the six months between when Brad went off to Pendleton and Nate had that whole summer in his own, and then school started and Brad was all in training, and he was lonely and this Christina was there... he didn't see Brad for another three months after that, it was his winter break, and then he gets locked out the fucking house for being honest. I mean really.

Um, CHRIST. And you were all boggling that I asked about Stark's nipples?!

Brad's obsessed with Nate's nipples.

It's... not something Nate's ever really experienced before. When they were in Iraq, in theatre, Brad used to drive him crazy talking about his mouth, about all the things he wanted to do to Nate's mouth, that he wanted to do *with* Nate's mouth.

All the ways he wanted Nate's lips around his cock, Nate's tongue up his ass, the way he wanted Nate to eat his ass until Brad could come without being touched at all. And it was infuriating and frustrating, and so insanely hot that Nate would have to walk away just to clear his head. The stupidity was bad, but the frustration nearly killed him. And then they got stateside, and there were showers and other things, and Nate didn't really think anything of it. Officers didn't go shirtless. It wasn't... it was frowned upon.

And then Nate decided to leave the Corps and Brad... he took it well all things considered. He was practical about it. Nate would be gone, but now they could finally -- finally fuck.

But now, now Nate's straddling Brad's lap, naked, and Brad's just keeps flicking his tongue over Nate's right nipple, getting it hard, worrying it with his teeth until Nate can't stop squirming and yanking at Brad's hair and then he laves the pain away with his tongue. Sucks wetly, hard, until Nate's sure he's going to bruise. Until Nate's nipples feel swollen and raw, and then he goes to the other nipple and does it all over again.

And Nate... Nate's hard and leaking, and Brad's murmuring against Nate's chest, talking about how pink Nate's nipples are, about how sore Nate probably is. Or maybe that's Nate saying that, he feels raw.

And then Brad's dumping him on his back, looming over him, cock leaving wet streaks on the inside of Nate's thigh. He leans in, kisses Nate roughly, and when Nate moans, Brad presses his chest against Nate's, and Nate's nipples ache all over again.
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com

Nate thrusts up, moaning when Brad pulls his mouth away, licks his way down Nate's chest, swirling his tongue around each sore little nub before taking Nate's cock in his mouth. And it's perfect and hot and filthy just the way Nate hoped all those months they've waited.

Nate's hands scratch at Brad's scalp, he sets his feet on the mattress, fucks into Brad's mouth. Sucks on Brad's fingers when they ghost over his lips, and then Brad's fingers are on his nipples again, twisting them like TV dials, when they aren't anything alike, but it doesn't matter, because Brad's tongue is laving the slit of Nate's cock and his fingers are all over Nate's nipples and Brad has very much tuned Nate into the Brad Colbert Channel.

When Nate comes, he feels the heat spiraling everywhere, the gorgeous ache spreading through his chest. Brad lifts his head, strands of spit and spunk stretching between Nate's cock and his mouth.

He licks his lips, thumbs Nate's nipples again and Nate grunts. "You do know these aren't tits, right?" Nate gasps.

Brad smirks. "You complaining?"

Nate laughs, head back. "No, not even."

From: [identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com
He wasn't ashamed, didn't feel like he'd done anything wrong... he just, he wasn't sure it was what he'd wanted in the first place. But he didn't want to *un*evolve. Didn't want Brad moving ahead without him

::sniffs:: That is the saddest thing I've read all day. It's like - he's trying to anticipate what Brad wants, how Brad will change, and in trying to mold himself the same way he mucks it all up. Oh, BOYS.

Officers didn't go shirtless. It wasn't... it was frowned upon.

Your Nate!voice is BRILLIANCE. Just...yes.

Brad's tongue is laving the slit of Nate's cock and his fingers are all over Nate's nipples and Brad has very much tuned Nate into the Brad Colbert Channel.

::stares::

Right. Yes. Ahem. Coherent thought, I can do that.

OMGSOMUCHLOVEFLAILS!

Ya know, I think I need HQ images from this movie because obviously what's required here are icons of wee!Stark's nipples. I'm just saying.
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
::sniffs:: That is the saddest thing I've read all day. It's like - he's trying to anticipate what Brad wants, how Brad will change, and in trying to mold himself the same way he mucks it all up. Oh, BOYS.

Yeah, that was a bit of a rough patch. Because then Brad kind of felt compelled to do the whore thing. I mean he wanted to, it was libo, he was insanely horny. It wasn't like he could call Nate and get phone sex -- actually, he tried to call Nate, but dialing from Australia to New Hampshire during the college year is rough and then he got Nate's roommate instead of Nate. People get frustrated and act stupid. Nate did it. Brad did it too. But they worked through it. Mostly because they both came home two days early without telling their parents, holed up at the Marriott where they went after prom and fucked for two days straight. It helped. A lot.


Officers didn't go shirtless. It wasn't... it was frowned upon.

Your Nate!voice is BRILLIANCE. Just...yes.


That was your idea baby, I just threw it in there. I am adaptable like that ;-)
From: [identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com
Dude, I was going to go to bed and then it sounded like there was more porn over here and, for serious, wow! Can this happen every day?

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clear-as-blood.livejournal.com
If only we had some basis for comparison. I mean, where was the shirtless Nate in GK?

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

Date: 2009-07-16 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com
Officers have to been dignified! There is no semi-nudity! (For shame!)

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