Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Nate's half-asleep and his body aches pleasantly in ways he'd almost forgotten. Brad's fingers are running from Nate's navel to his chest in a slow, steady rhythm and Nate's fairly certain if Brad keeps it up, he's going to start purring.

"So," Brad drawls slowly, his fingers circling one nipple before closing on it, squeezing lightly. "About this ex-boyfriend."

Nate smiles without opening his eyes, though he does turn his head in Brad's direction. "Ian."

"Ian? What kind of pansy-ass name is Ian?"

Nate's breath catches as Brad's fingers tighten on his nipple. It doesn't hurt quite yet, but for a first time it's a little more aggressive than Nate's used to. Of course, it's also Brad and Nate really should have expected him not to be amused by knowing that Nate wasn't some sweet little virgin that was his for defiling.

Yes, Nate was his for defiling, but apparently Brad had thought - if he'd thought, Nate's still not sure - he was getting everything, part and parcel.

"He was really good in bed."

Brad pinches the nipple a little tighter and shifts over on top of Nate, knees edging Nate's legs open as he lays on top of him. "Yeah? And what am I?"

"Heavy." Nate laughs, the sound cut off by a choking gasp as Brad leans in and takes Nate's nipple in his mouth and scrapes his teeth over it. It's just shy of a bite and Nate can't help arching upward. He skates a hand down Brad's side then slips it between them, wrapping his fingers around Brad's cock. "Awww. Does someone need his ego stroked?"

"How many?"

Nate opens one eye to see Brad's face, determined and cool, his Iceman persona in place. Nate's about to throw him off when Brad shakes his head as if he's realized he's doing it. He leans in and kisses Nate softly, breath warm and thick. "Just the one."

"If I ever meet him, do I have permission to break his neck?"

"No." Nate squeezes Brad's dick and starts stroking slowly. Brad's eyes drift closed. His long, pale, curved lashes fluttering against his tanned skin and Nate presses his lips against Brad's eyebrow. "But you do have permission to do that thing to me again."

"Oh really?" Brad's eyebrow lifts and Nate kisses it again then trails a row of kisses down to Brad's mouth. When he stops there, it's more than a kiss, something slow and hot and deep and Nate's afraid Brad can gather more intel than he's really ready to give just from that, but Brad doesn't say anything, doesn't do anything but brush another kiss against Nate's lips. "Right now?"

"No time like the present."

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

AHHH! It's freaking PERFECT!

Brad's fingers are running from Nate's navel to his chest in a slow, steady rhythm and Nate's fairly certain if Brad keeps it up, he's going to start purring.

LOVE that image.

"He was really good in bed."

And Nate's fucking with him! LOVE!

"If I ever meet him, do I have permission to break his neck?"

I really do heart you like whoa. Perfectly possessive, that Brad.

When he stops there, it's more than a kiss, something slow and hot and deep and Nate's afraid Brad can gather more intel than he's really ready to give just from that

Oh, my heart. ::loves you like whoa::

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Nate is a goner. Fortunately, so is Brad.

Maybe tomorrow at work I'll write the 'slippers as a gift from Grace' thing. Because Grace would so buy those. Only she'd be out with Kate to do it and Kate would make her get them in pink.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Ummm...I vote for yes. Shockingly.

Oh, look, I uled my Jackie icon for just these occasions. ::hearts::

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I didn't do much writing (read: any) today at work. It was that sort of day. But I have no kids and just random stuff to do tonight, so I imagine I can crank something out. ::twirls you::

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You know, some days really suck and I'm like 'world, you are an asshole' and then I get all this love porn from you guys and I'm like, okay, it's not all bad. I was thinking the other day that the four of us are like some sort of GK SWAT team only like, with porn. PORN SWAT. That sounds like a sex game. Or possibly a toy.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Having a bad day? The world got you down? Peace sucking a hairy asshole?

CALL PORN SWAT!

::cue music::

Fuck, I'm *so* going to bed now. For real.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Peace sucking a hairy asshole?

Okay, seriously, you get a cookie. TOMORROW. WHEN YOU WAKE UP. BED NOW.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmcookie.

And now to work. ::smooches::

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Aww. AWWW! I'm glad we could make you a wee bit happier.

the four of us are like some sort of GK SWAT team only like, with porn. PORN SWAT.

AHAHAHAHA! ::falls over:: WHO YA GONNA CALL?!

Okay, Porn SWAT doesn't work like Ghostbusters (actually, if you said Porn Swat Team), but I feel I should be given a pass on this seeing as you were all about the 'These are a few of my favorite things' last night, so.

Yeah, I got nothing. Other than MASSIVE LOVE.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Aww. AWWW! I'm glad we could make you a wee bit happier.

You guys always make me happier. *nods lots* Just you know, so that's on the record. And yes I totally admit I was on the 'these are a few of my favorite things' tip. Still am. Porn Swat! (I mistyped that as Porn Sway... not really the same thing. Sex Workers of the world unite! Or untie as it were).

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[ex-trolleys.livejournal.com]

I love how you do intimacy between the boys, that they can tune into each other while remaining very much themselves. And I'm a sucker for mentions of Brad's eyelashes. *swoon*

Really lovely :)

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much. Intimacy with them just works - they trust each other, they care about each other, they *like* each other. It's all good.

Remember to feel free to give us presents like that at ANY time. Like, you know, a debauched Nate (or Brad) lying on the bed with the sheet just barely covering important bits or...okay, I'm just going to keep that image in my head when I go off to work.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Remember to feel free to give us presents like that at ANY time. Like, you know, a debauched Nate (or Brad) lying on the bed with the sheet just barely covering important bits or...okay, I'm just going to keep that image in my head when I go off to work.

War Photographer!Brad took that photo the day after Nate almost got blown up by a road side bomb. At least that's what I told A.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I read that! And I approve. And it's disturbingly similar to the picture that I have Brad have of Nate that he takes to England. Great minds, baby.

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Z did tell me about this photo, 'tis true. Brad was quite pleased with himself. 'Course, that could've been due to the massive amounts of sex he and Nate had, so.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[ex-trolleys.livejournal.com]

a debauched Nate (or Brad) lying on the bed with the sheet just barely covering important bits

See, that's just NOT FAIR. Now I'm all distracted from work I'm supposed to be doing, like... stuff that's not about Nate being all long limbs and sleepy-gorgeous and pliant before Brad. NGH.

*whimper*

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[sffan.livejournal.com]

This post is magic! I go away and come back and there's more beautiful stories to read. Everyone here ROCKS.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

It's like the gift that keeps on giving! And yet not even remotely like a sexually transmitted disease!

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[aboutademongirl.livejournal.com]

Nate's fairly certain if Brad keeps it up, he's going to start purring. OMC. A purring Nate. A. PURRING. NATE. Why do I suddenly have images in my head of Nate as a cat? Does he not look cat-like? He's a regular damn Cheshire cat, that boy is.

Of course, it's also Brad and Nate really should have expected him not to be amused by knowing that Nate wasn't some sweet little virgin that was his for defiling. Yes, Nate was his for defiling... I totally adore how Nate later goes along with the fact he really is Brad's for defiling.

Nate opens one eye to see Brad's face, determined and cool, his Iceman persona in place. Nate's about to throw him off when Brad shakes his head as if he's realized he's doing it. Awww! *snickers* <3.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Nate well knows that doing this with Brad means *doing this* with Brad. There's no going back, no half measures. Which doesn't mean Nate's going to roll over and show his belly, mind you.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[aboutademongirl.livejournal.com]

It would be a very difficult situation for those poor boys if they didn't understand each other so well. I mean, Brad's prettymuch an alpha male kind of guy, and again, without the understanding he and Nate seem to have on that unconscious level, he could get to be far too much for Nate to bear. And Nate... sure, he's no sissy, but he does seem a bit more in touch with his feelings. Oh, wait, no. Brad's... Brad's in touch with them, all right, in a very matter-of-fact sort of way, but he doesn't really let them show/work themselves into his behaviour. Whereas Nate is always caught between what he really, really wants (to fuck Brad into the next life, which Brad totally doesn't believe in), and what he thinks is proper.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

"So," Brad drawls slowly, his fingers circling one nipple before closing on it, squeezing lightly. "About this ex-boyfriend."

Nate smiles without opening his eyes, though he does turn his head in Brad's direction. "Ian."

"Ian? What kind of pansy-ass name is Ian?"

I do have to say here that I have known several Ians and they have all been unspeakably AWESOME. And played soccer football.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I have nothing against the name Ian (or Ioan, which is what I typed first. Hee!). Neither does Nate, obviously. Brad's just jealous.

Also, we are insanely, incredibly awesome.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Jealous!Brad is hawt. Yes, so hot that is requires misspelling.

We iz awesome.