Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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"So," Brad drawls slowly, his fingers circling one nipple before closing on it, squeezing lightly. "About this ex-boyfriend."

Nate smiles without opening his eyes, though he does turn his head in Brad's direction. "Ian."

"Ian? What kind of pansy-ass name is Ian?"

I do have to say here that I have known several Ians and they have all been unspeakably AWESOME. And played soccer football.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I have nothing against the name Ian (or Ioan, which is what I typed first. Hee!). Neither does Nate, obviously. Brad's just jealous.

Also, we are insanely, incredibly awesome.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Jealous!Brad is hawt. Yes, so hot that is requires misspelling.

We iz awesome.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I have an inappropriately!jealous!Brad that I'm supposed to be working on. I have lots that I'm supposed to be working on, so of course I started something new. *sigh*

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! New! Go team new! What? You know I am all about encouragement. Do tell!

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

It's for the porn skirmish - Brad and Nate meeting up at an airport by accident and, because of a storm, getting a hotel room together. Right now they're just being stupid boys, but there might be porn hopefully. Someday. Maybe.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Naturally the hotel only has one room left, and that one room only has a king sized bed right? Bingo! They raid the vending machine for dinner and then get loopy on Cheetos and skittles. Nate's mouth gets stained by Jolly Ranchers, and Brad just had to touch. Taste. And then there is porn? y/y?

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Awww. You figured out my cunning plan! Except Brad's going to order room service, and I think they're going to get breakfast, because that way there can be bacon and the licking of fingers.

Damn, now I want bacon.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*claps like derranged performing seal she is*

BACON! The eighth food group. The wonder of wonders. You emailed me about something the other day and mentioned bacon and I had some in the kitchen. Oscar Meyer really does make the best bacon you can buy at the chain supermarkets.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Bacon is the best. Brad likes it crispy, but not too crispy. And he likes watching Nate lick his fingers after he eats it - his own fingers or Brad's. Brad's not picky.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You know he loves taunting Nate with it, holding it out and then just tugging it away, teasing Nate until Nate grabs hold of his wrist so he can eat it, making sure to nip at Brad's fingers first and then when he's done eating his lips are slick with grease, and Brad's like, hmmm.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Because it's the last piece because some idiot in the kitchen gave them an odd number, so they're fighting over who gets it. And Brad's got hold of it, but that doesn't mean Nate's lost the Battle of the Bacon

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Wrestling for the bacon.

Because we know they're sitting naked on the bed, legs folded under, plates all over the sheets, syrup sticky on the tips of Brad's fingers and the corners of Nate's mouth, because possible Brad has a thing about feeding Nate food so that he has to suck on Brad's fingers, and then there's this last piece of bacon and Brad's like, "I know you are -- were -- my superior officer, but that is mine." and Nate's like "I'm ordering you to hand it over" and Brad's all, "no, not happening" and then they're wrestling in the sheets, sending plates onto the floor, syrup spilling, pieces of fruit staining the white comforter, and Brad's trying to hold it just out Nate's reach, but Nate's crafty and he starts tickling him, which is dirty pool and totally makes Brad drop it over the side of the bed. So you know, Nate's scrambling over the Brad trying to get the bacon, and Brad's like, no! It's mine! which effectively sends them both into the floor, careening into the wall, kind of upside down, because they trip over each other's feet. Nate's the first one up, and he's just got his fingers on it, when Brad grabs him by the calve and drags him back, rubs every inch of himself over Nate as he gets the bacon, and Nate's like, "if you eat that I will never blow you again" and Brad's all "let's not be overly dramatic" and then offers the bacon to Nate. And Nate's face goes soft the way it does when Brad does something sweet, and Brad's like, god, all that for bacon? And then Nate breaks it in half and is all, here, I share. Okay, I share this, but I'm not sharing you, just so we're clear, and then Brad gives him that grin, the one that only comes out when he's really happy about something. Thing Nate showing up with the LSA.

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[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

And then there's pinning down and licking off syrup and bacon grease and fruit juice and that just leads to blowjobbing. Which neither of them complain about at all.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Why on earth would someone complain about that? Okay, you'd complain later when you were stuck to the carpeting... and the sheets... and you had horrible rug burn and all your skin was raw and sticky and other things were probably sticky in places they should not *ever* be sticky.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

These are the hazards they have to face.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

For sex like that I can think of a lot more hazards I'd be willing to face too.

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Oscar Meyer really does make the best bacon you can buy at the chain supermarkets.

Pffft! Boar's Head bacon = to die for.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

::incoherent squeal:: Airport fic!!!

::is dead::

Re: rilly a lot of porn

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

It was flowing pretty well this afternoon. We'll have to see if it continues. I don't count my fic before it's hatched these days.