hackthis_archive | Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make

romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

Ben is pretty much my hero.

And I'm still really not awake yet, so I can't really be coherent. Not that i could ever be coherent after reading that, so I will just repeat the HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

Ben just makes all the other sluts look bad. Overacheiver. Not that I can blame him.

I had a dream that Stark Sands was a guest star on Southland. It was a good dream.

::ovaries explode::

GIVE ME YOUR DREAM IMMEDIATELY!!!

IT'S MINE! I SHOULD HAVE IT!!

He played a new detective who was possibly corrupt in some way, maybe. Or maybe there investigating everyone else. And he got into a shouting match with Cooper. I don't even know what it was about and then I woke up because it was all too awesome for my brain. I think maybe it was all too awesome for my brain. And it was totally the type of shouting match where they were like half a second a way from making out because my first thought when I woke up was, "wow. Ben is going to be pissed."

Or, if he's nice, Ben will demand a threesome.

I definitely thought of that, but I don't think either Ben and Cooper shares all that well. Though I kind of like the idea of both of them thinking they would be okay with a threesome and the other one being 'yeah, no way would you be okay with that,' and sort of double dog daring each other into one, and then both of them becoming insanely possessive and jealous when confronted with the actuality of it and pretty much ignoring the other person.

Hopefully Stark's character would be happy to wank and watch. Because I bet that would be a *damn* pretty show.

Ridiculously pretty.

And wank and watch sounds like the stop and go's dirtier cousin. Though in Iowa, we had Come and Go's and nothing was funnier then that.

Also, I am now thinking about Brad and Nate watching Ben and Cooper. It's a very enjoyable thing to be thinking about.

My love for you two is overwhelming. This is the kind of stuff one wants to be thinking about at the gym.

Brad would be giving Nate running commentary as he stroked Nate's cock.

"Have I done that to you yet? Oh, I know I've done that. Fuck, you think his tongue goes as deep in Sherman's ass as mine goes in yours?"

Nate would get a gold medal in squirming and writhing.

Tell me more! Tell more more!

In a minute. I'm trying to finish up some Walt/Ray.

I look forward to this tremendously when I get back.

Dude, he could be Lydia's new partner! Regina-and-Stark to the rescue!

Okay, now I really did have an accident in my pants.

I had a feeling you might like that. Can't imagine why.

He could be the newly-promoted detective, too smart/idealistic for his own good, and they pair him with Lydia because She Knows All and also, they wanna make sure the newbie doesn't get himself killed. (We'll just ignore what happened to her last partner.) Possibly he's the son of someone important and he has something to prove, so Lydia's the natural choice because she doesn't give a shit about that unless she can use it for the side of good and light.

Okay, you realize now I want them to get involved b/c god knows Lydia doesn't have a good man...and Stark would totally want to prove himself. It would be like Ben and Cooper! OMG! Maybe Ben and Stark go way back, and Cooper'll be like is this something I need to worry about and Ben'll be like, nooooooo, but you might want to tell his partner that he can't stop talking about her and John'll catch up with Lydia at some crime and be all, "Look, I'm going to tell you now. Watch out. Your new partner? He's got ideas."

And Lydia'll be all. "Yes, just what I need another white man trying to look out for me."

And John's like, "No, the puppy-eyed, rich, desperate to please act. It's going to end with sex. Trust me."

And Lydia'll be like. "You drink too much."

John snickers. "You're mistaking me for Dewey. Just wait. I'm telling you."

"Puppy-eyed, rich, desperate to please ends in sex? You telling me something about you and *your* partner?"

Of course she would! Because she's insightful like that.

Also, Cooper would raise an eyebrow at Ben's oh-so-pretty little friend. Because, Jesus, he's pretty.

And at first, John is wary of Stark's character because he's obviously got ties with Ben and maybe that's going to make things weird for Ben, or maybe there's something *there*, but then Ben keeps talking about how Stark keeps talking about Lydia and then this happens.

You know this leads to a some zip-ties sex where John's like when exactly are you spending all this time with Det. Sands to know all this shit? And Ben's like, it's Stark and he's cool, and you know I never like anybody, he's a good guy. And then he's all I've seen you looking at his ass, John. Which you know, John can't really deny. Which makes Ben a little triumphant, and yet a little irritated, because hello, he spends plenty of time at the gym to keep John's eyes on *his* ass.

And you know when John tries to "warn" Lydia she's like "Did I ask you to share the details of your sex life, Officer Cooper?"

And John's "like, I'm just saying."

And Lydia's like. "TMI, Officer. If I see Sherman walking funny tomorrow, I'm going to be looking right at you."

Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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