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Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make

romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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Fine! You've found me out, my name is Melissa Hartzell. I confess. I totally had sex with Brad Colbert in his parents garage! :D

You know Melissa is *pissed* that she only got the fingers. Not that the fingers weren't good, but there were bets as to who would actually get into Brad Colbert's pants, because no girl's actually done it yet. Or if she has, she ain't talking.

Brad's a good boy. He likes to take his time. Wow. That's just hysterical. Brad actually lost his virginity to Helen, but only because she didn't seem to care one way or another. Helen learned how boys are from her older brother. If you leave them alone, then they'll want you more. That theory didn't work on Brad, but it did work on her now husband Todd Eckloff, so you know, hey.

Also, you know Brad knew that Helen wouldn't talk about it like all the other girls would.

Helen was different. Brad remembers that. Wasn't clingy. Didn't care much about football. She wrote for the school paper. Volunteered to work with kids. She was ... a lot like Nate. Philanthropic without being obvious about it. She didn't look anything like Nate. She looked like... she looked kind of like Poke. Except Poke would make a really ugly girl. Helen had those deep set dark eyes and this mouth...

Brad loved kissing Helen. Loved all the places she was soft and all the places she was hard. Wet. Loved her ease about everything. Even when she told him he didn't love her and she was okay with that, she never made it hard on him.

It's interesting that Nate wasn't bothered by Helen, but Helen was probably the one that could have gotten to Brad better than any of the rest of them.

I think everything with Helen was so low key that Nate didn't even realize what he could've lost. Brad does not exactly run in the streets advertising these things. Plus, Nate was kind of up his own ass after Natalie dumped him and missed a lot of the warning signs. The way Brad and Helen didn't hold hands in the hall, but would always spend a few minutes together during lunch. The way Brad sometimes got distracted when they were talking about whatever. Brad never went moony eyed over anybody, but with Helen he'd bring her name up in conversation every now and then. She's the one who suggested then volunteering at Godfather's football camp. Nate doesn't remember that part at all.

This is making me all woeful! Is this how you guys feel when I write? Heee.

YES!

Dude, Helen could've taken over the world if she'd put her mind to it. She had the perfect strategy, but not the desire, it seems.

Who desires to be second best? Would you want to be with the person who only 'liked' you? Who didn't think the sun rose out of your ass? Isn't life hard enough without settling? Brad liked Helen. Might've even loved her, but he wasn't IN love with her. If push came to shove, it wouldn't even be a contest between her and Nate. She tried to ride it out, and for a little while she thought it might be worth it, but you can't love somebody more than you love yourself or they'll run you over and you'll be left with nothing.

Our happy porny place has turned woeful! We need an injection of hot, dirty, pornographic boys doing filthy things to each other.

While I write about slippers. Heee.

I was gonna say! Z just proved she can bring the woe with the best of 'em.

::consults Venn diagram::

::is not surprised by this::

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I figure they have enough woe, but you forced my hand. I'm just saying. I now expect porn from both of you. NOW. *makes shooing motions* Especially you A, you haven't turned out anything in TWO days. You are behind on your quota.

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YES!

But...but...I'm writing fic with slippers! and tickling! and ponies! and happiness!

::crawls under her desk::

But...but...I'm writing fic with slippers! and tickling! and ponies! and happiness!

Yes, for like the first time ever. Now you see how the rest of us feel.

::slinks off, head bowed::

WE LOVE YOU!!

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Love you LOTS AND LOTS. Also, the story is tres adorable (and funny!) and I love it like mad.

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romanticalgirl.livejournal.com - 2009-07-19 15:42 (UTC) - Expand

I like that we're all unanimous about this.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

there were bets as to who would actually get into Brad Colbert's pants, because no girl's actually done it yet. Or if she has, she ain't talking.

Because the only kind of girl he'd fuck is the kind who WOULDN'T talk about it. Or so I would think.

Hence Helen.

Not that any of those other girls were exactly sad that they got to sit on Brad Colbert's face.

*shakes head* I know I'd call ALL of you bitches.

We'd be like the cast of "Grease" during "Tell Me More". Or, um, we'd be Ray.

Edited 2009-07-19 05:22 (UTC)

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