Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

Comments

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Also, you know Brad knew that Helen wouldn't talk about it like all the other girls would.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Helen was different. Brad remembers that. Wasn't clingy. Didn't care much about football. She wrote for the school paper. Volunteered to work with kids. She was ... a lot like Nate. Philanthropic without being obvious about it. She didn't look anything like Nate. She looked like... she looked kind of like Poke. Except Poke would make a really ugly girl. Helen had those deep set dark eyes and this mouth...

Brad loved kissing Helen. Loved all the places she was soft and all the places she was hard. Wet. Loved her ease about everything. Even when she told him he didn't love her and she was okay with that, she never made it hard on him.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

It's interesting that Nate wasn't bothered by Helen, but Helen was probably the one that could have gotten to Brad better than any of the rest of them.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think everything with Helen was so low key that Nate didn't even realize what he could've lost. Brad does not exactly run in the streets advertising these things. Plus, Nate was kind of up his own ass after Natalie dumped him and missed a lot of the warning signs. The way Brad and Helen didn't hold hands in the hall, but would always spend a few minutes together during lunch. The way Brad sometimes got distracted when they were talking about whatever. Brad never went moony eyed over anybody, but with Helen he'd bring her name up in conversation every now and then. She's the one who suggested then volunteering at Godfather's football camp. Nate doesn't remember that part at all.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

This is making me all woeful! Is this how you guys feel when I write? Heee.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

YES!

Dude, Helen could've taken over the world if she'd put her mind to it. She had the perfect strategy, but not the desire, it seems.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Who desires to be second best? Would you want to be with the person who only 'liked' you? Who didn't think the sun rose out of your ass? Isn't life hard enough without settling? Brad liked Helen. Might've even loved her, but he wasn't IN love with her. If push came to shove, it wouldn't even be a contest between her and Nate. She tried to ride it out, and for a little while she thought it might be worth it, but you can't love somebody more than you love yourself or they'll run you over and you'll be left with nothing.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Our happy porny place has turned woeful! We need an injection of hot, dirty, pornographic boys doing filthy things to each other.

While I write about slippers. Heee.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I was gonna say! Z just proved she can bring the woe with the best of 'em.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

::consults Venn diagram::

::is not surprised by this::

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It is under my sphere of influence

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I figure they have enough woe, but you forced my hand. I'm just saying. I now expect porn from both of you. NOW. *makes shooing motions* Especially you A, you haven't turned out anything in TWO days. You are behind on your quota.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I will have you know, I've been collating the porn from all these threads and updating my post and keeping track of things. This deserves recognition, too!

Actually, no, I got nothing. We're all discussing and then you guys post awesome porn and I'm like, '!!! Well, that settles THAT question.' And then I go back and stare at my investigative journalist thingy and think about how much I hate transitions.

So, yeah, I pretty much fail. AT LIFE! But we knew that.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I see you trying to get off of work by claiming administrative detail. *gives side eye*

Actually, no, I got nothing. We're all discussing and then you guys post awesome porn and I'm like, '!!! Well, that settles THAT question.' And then I go back and stare at my investigative journalist thingy and think about how much I hate transitions.

You know we could help you with that, but you insist on being stubborn.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

::is very innocent and adorable:: Can't imagine what you mean.

You know we could help you with that, but you insist on being stubborn.

'Cause you're all shocked to find me being stubborn, I'm sure. And dude, there is NO PORN AT ALL. I've got 25 pages and no porn. That's just not right! I can write 1200 words of porn over here and yet -

You know, maybe that's what it is. Yes, I'm having a eureka moment: this post is draining me of my porn. I totally understand now.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

YES!

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

But...but...I'm writing fic with slippers! and tickling! and ponies! and happiness!

::crawls under her desk::

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

But...but...I'm writing fic with slippers! and tickling! and ponies! and happiness!

Yes, for like the first time ever. Now you see how the rest of us feel.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

::slinks off, head bowed::

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

WE LOVE YOU!!

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I love you guys too. SO MUCH.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Love you LOTS AND LOTS. Also, the story is tres adorable (and funny!) and I love it like mad.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Hee. I love you guys too. I only hurt the ones I love! That's why I torture the boys and you!!

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I like that we're all unanimous about this.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!