We break for gratuitous hotass.

[hackthis_archive]

Hi. My Name is Ryan Gosling and I am the Hottest Man on the Planet.



I am a brilliant actor (see The Believer, The Slaughter Rule and yes, even The Notebook <-- shut up).
I can sing. (Plz to watch this video).
I have a goddamn tattoo of The Giving Tree (Yes, the children's book).
I am so hot hackthis cast me as Jamie for Telegraph Avenue and then wrote sex scenes just so she could think about me naked.

I am so hot that hackthis would hit this... In a box. In a plane. In a car. In a train.
hackthis would hit this here. Or there. hackthis would hit this anywhere.
In fact, I am so hot that hackthis would even consider kissing Katy Perry if I was on the other side of that.

In short. Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Fucking Gosling FTW.

ETA: R.I.P. John Hughes. Wow.

Comments

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck, that is an attractive man.

R.I.P. John Hughes. Wow.
That is so sad. I watched a whole lot of that man's movies when I was young.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Did you look at the series of photos in the top link? I lost the ability to communicate for several seconds.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I could write an entire disseration on why those are arms are pretty much the most perfect arms ever.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Someone below suggested a threesome with Brad/Nate/Ryan. I'ma let you think on that one for a minute or twenty.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I don't even know where to begin. He can be in assasin AU... though I don't think Brad or Nate in that is really all about the sharing there, but it's really really pretty to think about.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I would like to spend quality time lots of quality time with those arms. Touching them. In them... whatever.