We break for gratuitous hotass.

[hackthis_archive]

Hi. My Name is Ryan Gosling and I am the Hottest Man on the Planet.



I am a brilliant actor (see The Believer, The Slaughter Rule and yes, even The Notebook <-- shut up).
I can sing. (Plz to watch this video).
I have a goddamn tattoo of The Giving Tree (Yes, the children's book).
I am so hot hackthis cast me as Jamie for Telegraph Avenue and then wrote sex scenes just so she could think about me naked.

I am so hot that hackthis would hit this... In a box. In a plane. In a car. In a train.
hackthis would hit this here. Or there. hackthis would hit this anywhere.
In fact, I am so hot that hackthis would even consider kissing Katy Perry if I was on the other side of that.

In short. Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Fucking Gosling FTW.

ETA: R.I.P. John Hughes. Wow.

Comments

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck, that is an attractive man.

R.I.P. John Hughes. Wow.
That is so sad. I watched a whole lot of that man's movies when I was young.

[hypertwink.livejournal.com]

Wow. I started lusting after Ryan during The Notebook (Scruffy!Builder!Ryan) and exacerbated by the Smirky!Jerky!Ryan of Fracture but really fell in love with him as Lars. But this is OMGHAWT.

p.s. I'm also a Ryan/Rachel shipper.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/]

That pic is made of SO MUCH WIN.

[miss-saigon.livejournal.com]

He looks sort of militaryesque in that picture, that plus the bike has me craving some sort of brad/ryan/nate threesome action.

[aurora]

(Psst: your Giving Tree link points back to this post.)

Mmm, Ryan Gosling.

[halfway2home.livejournal.com]

And Lars and the Real Girl! His performance is heartbreaking in that film. I know it was marketed as a quirky indie, but it's actually quite sad.

[manasseh.livejournal.com]

Ryan Gosling bought a Roomba from the place I work this past Christmas. He's very very very tall IRL, and very nice.

[trevorfrost.livejournal.com]

Yeah he's such a hottie, I first became aware of him when he was on that doofy teenie bopper show Breaker High...

[lazulus]

*head tilt*

Nope. Sorry. Don't see it. Actually, I find him singularly unattractive. I hope this doesn't mean that we can no longer be friends! Mind you, I have managed to forgive you for thinking Josh Hartnett is skeevy so...

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Scruffy!Builder!Ryan is my personal favorite. Mmmmm.

I've actually never heard his singing voice before. It's kind of like Matt Berninger of the National with a teeny bit of Neil Hannon here and there. Nice.