We break for gratuitous hotass.

[hackthis_archive]

Hi. My Name is Ryan Gosling and I am the Hottest Man on the Planet.



I am a brilliant actor (see The Believer, The Slaughter Rule and yes, even The Notebook <-- shut up).
I can sing. (Plz to watch this video).
I have a goddamn tattoo of The Giving Tree (Yes, the children's book).
I am so hot hackthis cast me as Jamie for Telegraph Avenue and then wrote sex scenes just so she could think about me naked.

I am so hot that hackthis would hit this... In a box. In a plane. In a car. In a train.
hackthis would hit this here. Or there. hackthis would hit this anywhere.
In fact, I am so hot that hackthis would even consider kissing Katy Perry if I was on the other side of that.

In short. Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Fucking Gosling FTW.

ETA: R.I.P. John Hughes. Wow.

Comments

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck, that is an attractive man.

R.I.P. John Hughes. Wow.
That is so sad. I watched a whole lot of that man's movies when I was young.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Did you look at the series of photos in the top link? I lost the ability to communicate for several seconds.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I could write an entire disseration on why those are arms are pretty much the most perfect arms ever.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Someone below suggested a threesome with Brad/Nate/Ryan. I'ma let you think on that one for a minute or twenty.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I don't even know where to begin. He can be in assasin AU... though I don't think Brad or Nate in that is really all about the sharing there, but it's really really pretty to think about.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I would like to spend quality time lots of quality time with those arms. Touching them. In them... whatever.

[hypertwink.livejournal.com]

Wow. I started lusting after Ryan during The Notebook (Scruffy!Builder!Ryan) and exacerbated by the Smirky!Jerky!Ryan of Fracture but really fell in love with him as Lars. But this is OMGHAWT.

p.s. I'm also a Ryan/Rachel shipper.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I love Ryan/Rachel, but sometimes it's just not meant to be.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/]

That pic is made of SO MUCH WIN.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Did you click on the link? It's a whole series of HOTASSERY! Sorry, he makes me yell.

[miss-saigon.livejournal.com]

He looks sort of militaryesque in that picture, that plus the bike has me craving some sort of brad/ryan/nate threesome action.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

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Hackthis cannot come to the keyboard right now, apparently she's passed out.

[aurora]

(Psst: your Giving Tree link points back to this post.)

Mmm, Ryan Gosling.

[aurora]

Um, unless it was supposed to do that. Then I apologize. I shall now go and listen to the singing video for about an hour.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

His voice is tremendous. The (much, much, much delayed) album is supposed to be out in October. I will believe it when somebody sends me a copy three weeks early.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ack, thanks for that!

[halfway2home.livejournal.com]

And Lars and the Real Girl! His performance is heartbreaking in that film. I know it was marketed as a quirky indie, but it's actually quite sad.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That was a very good film.

[manasseh.livejournal.com]

Ryan Gosling bought a Roomba from the place I work this past Christmas. He's very very very tall IRL, and very nice.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhh. I bet he smells good too. Shallow what?

[trevorfrost.livejournal.com]

Yeah he's such a hottie, I first became aware of him when he was on that doofy teenie bopper show Breaker High...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I feel like I've seen bits of this. Oh, the SHAME.

[trevorfrost.livejournal.com]

Its okay, we can share the shame...

[lazulus]

*head tilt*

Nope. Sorry. Don't see it. Actually, I find him singularly unattractive. I hope this doesn't mean that we can no longer be friends! Mind you, I have managed to forgive you for thinking Josh Hartnett is skeevy so...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

John Harnett drips skeevy unwashedness (shut up, I know it's not a word). Not even if he was the last man on the planet and I would die without for the rest of my life. :D

[lazulus]

Hahaha. See? I think whathisface up there looks as if scrubbing him with wire wool wouldn't get the dirt off!

Each to their own, eh? ;)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yes, even though you are wrong :D

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

We shall duel with baguettes at dawn! Okay, maybe not dawn, I'm totally not a morning person.

[lazulus]

I would prefer dawn as I am definitely a morning person. ;)

And look! I even have a fencing icon. Go me! No baguettes though. I'd love a baguette but the diet thing is telling me to just say no.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Scruffy!Builder!Ryan is my personal favorite. Mmmmm.

I've actually never heard his singing voice before. It's kind of like Matt Berninger of the National with a teeny bit of Neil Hannon here and there. Nice.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Scruffy!Ryan has a very special place... in my LOINS. Wot?