We break for gratuitous hotass.

[hackthis_archive]

Hi. My Name is Ryan Gosling and I am the Hottest Man on the Planet.



I am a brilliant actor (see The Believer, The Slaughter Rule and yes, even The Notebook <-- shut up).
I can sing. (Plz to watch this video).
I have a goddamn tattoo of The Giving Tree (Yes, the children's book).
I am so hot hackthis cast me as Jamie for Telegraph Avenue and then wrote sex scenes just so she could think about me naked.

I am so hot that hackthis would hit this... In a box. In a plane. In a car. In a train.
hackthis would hit this here. Or there. hackthis would hit this anywhere.
In fact, I am so hot that hackthis would even consider kissing Katy Perry if I was on the other side of that.

In short. Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Fucking Gosling FTW.

ETA: R.I.P. John Hughes. Wow.

Comments

[lazulus]

Hahaha. See? I think whathisface up there looks as if scrubbing him with wire wool wouldn't get the dirt off!

Each to their own, eh? ;)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yes, even though you are wrong :D

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

We shall duel with baguettes at dawn! Okay, maybe not dawn, I'm totally not a morning person.

[lazulus]

I would prefer dawn as I am definitely a morning person. ;)

And look! I even have a fencing icon. Go me! No baguettes though. I'd love a baguette but the diet thing is telling me to just say no.