We break for gratuitous hotass.

[hackthis_archive]

Hi. My Name is Ryan Gosling and I am the Hottest Man on the Planet.



I am a brilliant actor (see The Believer, The Slaughter Rule and yes, even The Notebook <-- shut up).
I can sing. (Plz to watch this video).
I have a goddamn tattoo of The Giving Tree (Yes, the children's book).
I am so hot hackthis cast me as Jamie for Telegraph Avenue and then wrote sex scenes just so she could think about me naked.

I am so hot that hackthis would hit this... In a box. In a plane. In a car. In a train.
hackthis would hit this here. Or there. hackthis would hit this anywhere.
In fact, I am so hot that hackthis would even consider kissing Katy Perry if I was on the other side of that.

In short. Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Fucking Gosling FTW.

ETA: R.I.P. John Hughes. Wow.

Comments

[hypertwink.livejournal.com]

Wow. I started lusting after Ryan during The Notebook (Scruffy!Builder!Ryan) and exacerbated by the Smirky!Jerky!Ryan of Fracture but really fell in love with him as Lars. But this is OMGHAWT.

p.s. I'm also a Ryan/Rachel shipper.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I love Ryan/Rachel, but sometimes it's just not meant to be.