HOLY MOTHER OF FOG!

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So. Inception. (That's the third time in three days I've started a post like that). This is clearly SRS BZNSS. Anyway, some fine upstanding AWESOME people made a tumblr for Inception, entitled whatelse but Fuck Yeah, Inception.

I, well, cannibalized it to bring you this post which has so much goddamn fucking hotness my computer is about to suffer meltdown. Seriously. If this does not entice you to watch the movie. To write some fiction. To perhaps contemplate the RPF/S angle on this. I... I cannot not talk to you anymore. You must go in the corner and say fifty times, "I am sorry I do not appreciate the hotass hackthis, please forgive me. I offer you Carlos Bocanegra naked instead."

And so I present unto you.

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Face it: Ken Watanabe is more awesome than you. Via firsthalfofroger

THIS. I SHIP THIS. Whomever made this and quoted Talib, you get a gold star. Via acrossoceans

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I suppose this is only funny if you've seen 500 Days of Summer, but I if you have... Via tehqueenisdead

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If this poster actually existed I would frame it and stick it on my wall. Via samwitwicky

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A bowtie. Eleven is that you?

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Tom + Cillian = Toasted Ovaries. And do you SEE THE TATTOOS? Via godiseven

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IT IS TIMES LIKE THIS WHEN I THINK WHERE IS THE THREESOME FIC WHEN I NEED IT? Via the-architect

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According to this photo: JGL and Tom Hardy are fucking. So say I.

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By mrs_eames

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NOTE: Like I said I cannibalized the shit out of FYI, but nobody had like LJ names, so I tried to credit everybody based on where I think the art originated, but I am not a tumblr user, so I apologize if I did it wrong.

Thanks to antheia and maurhetifor inciting this riot.

ETA: ATTENTION INCEPTION PEOPLE. maurheti popped her RPF cherry and wrote JGL/Tom Hardy. Yeah. I know. WHO'S THE MAN? Okay, she's the man. But who harassed her to make it happen? ME! That's who!

Comments

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I am gonna write it, poppet. I have IDEAS. Like what happens in Arthur's dream after he spends the afternoon looking at one of those paint spectrum books, and how the first time they meet it's cause Eames is in Arthur's dream. As a woman.

JGL is my exception to every rule I have. LIKE A TEN-TON BOMB I'D HIT THAT. ::does her best Yoda::

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JGL is my exception to every rule I have. LIKE A TEN-TON BOMB I'D HIT THAT. ::does her best Yoda::

Now you have me thinking Yoda/JGL. That's just not right, please don't do that.

I am only fairly recently on the JGL train, mainly because way back when he was on 3rd Rock from the Sun he looked *exactly* (and I do mean exactly) like a good friend's younger brother--he was still adorable, but in that annoying sibling kind of way, and for years I could only think of him as "the kid who looks like R's brother". Luckily, a few years ago I saw my friend's younger brother for the first time in years and, while he's still a good-looking guy, he now looks *nothing* like JGL. So I don't feel weird anymore. You know.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ♥

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

*eyes you*

you iz laughing at me.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I love you, dear, ergo I'm always laughing at you. And with you. :D