hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2010-11-23 04:16 pm

Madre de Dios!

Dear Garrett Hedlund,

You and I first met a long long time ago when you were in a little movie called Friday Night Lights. We're talking like 2004. You were adorable. And fucked up. You and Lucas Black and Derek Luke and Jay Hernandez. And who knew Tim McGraw could act? I digress. I waited avidly to see what you would do next, which turned out to be Four Brothers, where you were adopted into a family with Marky Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese and Dre 3000 from Outkast. Yeah, it was that kind of movie. And Chiwetel Ejiofor was the villain! (Ilu, Chiwetel \o/) And then you fell off the fucking map. And I missed you. But now you are back, and hot as fuck, about to take over the fucking world with Tron Legacy and then there's this movie with Fishstick Paltrow (Country Song) where you are all grizzled and manly. And you sing. YOU NEVER MENTIONED THE SINGING PART BEFORE. And thusly I shall have to see this movie.



[identity profile] shiny-starlight.livejournal.com 2010-11-23 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Friday Night Lights made me cry! He was so good in it. And I adored him in Four Brothers.

Also made me bawl like a baby.

SO looking forward to TRON

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, FNL the movie was just a lesson in pain but it was so good. I cannot wait for Tron!

[identity profile] plumtastic.livejournal.com 2010-11-23 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know, when they say someone grew up right, I think this is exactly what they mean.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I hear that.
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[identity profile] figletofvenice.livejournal.com 2010-11-23 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
DUDE. how did I not know that he was the dude in tron? I've seen that preview at least seventeen times. I thought I was going to give that movie a pass, but APPARENTLY NOT SO. (four brothers is one of those movies where I was really enjoying it, and then they killed off the most awesome character. i.e. garrett hedlund died.) I'm happy he's getting work!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I was so angry when they killed off baby!punk Garrett in Four Brothers. The rest of the movie was crap. Except for Chiwetel and his crazy ass fur coat.

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2010-11-23 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well twist my arm, why don't you.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
You do know I haven't actually touched you yet, right? I was just thinking at you real hard.

[identity profile] quincykat.livejournal.com 2010-11-23 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the same guy?! I did a triple take. Wow. Helloooo, hotness!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I know right!

[identity profile] slanted-edges.livejournal.com 2010-11-23 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
But, see, whenever I see him, all that I can think of is Eragon. D8 (But Tron, man, Tron looks SO INSANELY VISUALLY STUNNING, HOLY JEEZUS.)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I can say with great happiness that I never saw it. I tried, but my eyeballs refused to cooperate.

[identity profile] asmallbluedot.livejournal.com 2010-11-23 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't forget, he was also Brad Pitt's boyfriend in Troy...

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, just thinking about Troy makes me want to gag. I attended under duress and actually tried to leave during the movie and was prevented. Hours of my life I will never get back.

[identity profile] snowybaby.livejournal.com 2010-11-23 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
great minds... http://snowybaby.livejournal.com/25382.html (http://snowybaby.livejournal.com/25382.html) Also, you've gotta hear him sing Chances Are. Why didn't HE perform at the country music awards?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I've been meaning to make this post ever since I saw the trailer for Tron (and nearly fell out of my seat) but with that singing today I was like OH MY GOD TAKE MY OVARIES, PLEASE.

[identity profile] clare328.livejournal.com 2010-11-23 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
My sis and I adore him. I've sat through so many awful movies just for a glimpse. (Eragon sticks the most in my mind). And this movie has Leighton Meester, who is possibly one of my favourite tv/movie people ever, so I shall defs be seeing it. Thanks for finding it....

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
LOL. [livejournal.com profile] slanted_edges mentioned Eragon above and I told her thankfully my eyeballs prevented me from seeing that one :)

[identity profile] jibrailis.livejournal.com 2010-11-23 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
This is only taking my already embarrassing eagerness to see Tron Legacy and RACKING IT UP A MILLION TIMES. Will I actually be able to wait or will I explode in a cloud of sheer joy?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE HIM IN TRON WITH ALL THE SHINY BITS AND HIS SKIN-TIGHT CATSUIT. Rowr.

[identity profile] melkerr.livejournal.com 2010-11-23 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
This is awkward to admit, but I've always been strangely fascinated with his eyelashes!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing wrong with liking the eyelashes, we all fall sometimes :)

[identity profile] jaden-reads.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Chances Are" is amazing. It was the only one of his songs to make the soundtrack, but here's hoping they release the others on iTunes or something.

He's also playing Dean Moriarty in On The Road. That movie is going to be a hot mess (Kristen Stewart as Marylou, really? Yikes!) but he might be what saves it. He's all method about Cassady and has been researching him for years.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I hated On the Road, so if I see this it will be as a drinking game. Although you say he's been researching this for years? Is that where the hell he's been hiding?

[identity profile] thisisbone.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna have to approve of that. Hooo boy.

And I seem to have a soft spot because Tim Riggins is basically Garett Hedlund's character redone for Dillon, TX, and we all know how much I approve of Tim Riggins.

*nods*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
And I seem to have a soft spot because Tim Riggins is basically Garett Hedlund's character redone for Dillon, TX, and we all know how much I approve of Tim Riggin

You know that thought never occurred to me, but you are totally right.
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[identity profile] prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I would totally buy that song. Seriously, so pretty.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Me too!

[identity profile] wyoluvr.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
dammit! Mr. Hedlund better make it worth my while to put up with Gwyneth "Goop for Brains" Paltrow.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Goop for Brains.

That is awesome. High five. (Seriously -- goop?!)

[identity profile] wyoluvr.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
THANK YOU. when i went to the imdb page for Country Strong, i ended up looking at an article describing her ANGUISH over gaining 20 lbs for the movie and not being allowed to exercise...i think i had a rage blackout.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Anguish. ANGUISH.

I -- she -- Garrett. Garrett. Maybe I will drink during the rest.

[identity profile] wyoluvr.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
i can only hope that the power of Garrett and Tim McGraw, who at least doesn't utterly suck as an actor, will overwhelm the Goop.

[identity profile] kubis.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I just want to say: Happy birthday! I hope you have a great day and may this incoming year be the best you have had so far. :)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
What a lovely thing to say, thank you so much :)