hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2010-11-23 04:16 pm

Madre de Dios!

Dear Garrett Hedlund,

You and I first met a long long time ago when you were in a little movie called Friday Night Lights. We're talking like 2004. You were adorable. And fucked up. You and Lucas Black and Derek Luke and Jay Hernandez. And who knew Tim McGraw could act? I digress. I waited avidly to see what you would do next, which turned out to be Four Brothers, where you were adopted into a family with Marky Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese and Dre 3000 from Outkast. Yeah, it was that kind of movie. And Chiwetel Ejiofor was the villain! (Ilu, Chiwetel \o/) And then you fell off the fucking map. And I missed you. But now you are back, and hot as fuck, about to take over the fucking world with Tron Legacy and then there's this movie with Fishstick Paltrow (Country Song) where you are all grizzled and manly. And you sing. YOU NEVER MENTIONED THE SINGING PART BEFORE. And thusly I shall have to see this movie.



[identity profile] jibrailis.livejournal.com 2010-11-23 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
This is only taking my already embarrassing eagerness to see Tron Legacy and RACKING IT UP A MILLION TIMES. Will I actually be able to wait or will I explode in a cloud of sheer joy?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE HIM IN TRON WITH ALL THE SHINY BITS AND HIS SKIN-TIGHT CATSUIT. Rowr.