Madre de Dios!

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Dear Garrett Hedlund,

You and I first met a long long time ago when you were in a little movie called Friday Night Lights. We're talking like 2004. You were adorable. And fucked up. You and Lucas Black and Derek Luke and Jay Hernandez. And who knew Tim McGraw could act? I digress. I waited avidly to see what you would do next, which turned out to be Four Brothers, where you were adopted into a family with Marky Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese and Dre 3000 from Outkast. Yeah, it was that kind of movie. And Chiwetel Ejiofor was the villain! (Ilu, Chiwetel \o/) And then you fell off the fucking map. And I missed you. But now you are back, and hot as fuck, about to take over the fucking world with Tron Legacy and then there's this movie with Fishstick Paltrow (Country Song) where you are all grizzled and manly. And you sing. YOU NEVER MENTIONED THE SINGING PART BEFORE. And thusly I shall have to see this movie.

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Comments

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

dammit! Mr. Hedlund better make it worth my while to put up with Gwyneth "Goop for Brains" Paltrow.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Goop for Brains.

That is awesome. High five. (Seriously -- goop?!)

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU. when i went to the imdb page for Country Strong, i ended up looking at an article describing her ANGUISH over gaining 20 lbs for the movie and not being allowed to exercise...i think i had a rage blackout.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Anguish. ANGUISH.

I -- she -- Garrett. Garrett. Maybe I will drink during the rest.

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

i can only hope that the power of Garrett and Tim McGraw, who at least doesn't utterly suck as an actor, will overwhelm the Goop.