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1. I have a remarkably succinct and accurate review of Troy for you :

It sucked.

Go buy a book.

Preferably The Iliad.

2. Will the O.C. spin-off be called Chino, 91707 How about Rage Blackouts? Goldcoast Plaza? How about Tahiti or Bust? lalejandra, maybe it'll be in Pittsburgh!

3. I heart Boondocks.

4. Oh gods. Is Brokeback Mountain out yet, or what? *pets Jake Gyllenhaal*

5. Maybe the next one will be called Pear! Or Grapefruit! I know, Satsuma! Kumquat? Mango? Papaya? Guava? Anybody? Bueller?

Comments

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

Please, let us take a moment to imagine Summer's reaction to Rayanne Graf, and the horrible amount of plaid everyone wears...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Will you write it? Please?

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

I will attempt it, but only because you asked so prettily. :)

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*hugs*

Just what my craptastic day needs.

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

Aw, darlin', you know I am always here to make your craptastic days better! I would even kill someone in fic for you -- anyone at all!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Real friends kill (Fictional characters).

[harrietvane.livejournal.com]

Ahem, it's Lady Rayanne now that the actress is marrying into the aristocracy.