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1. I have a remarkably succinct and accurate review of Troy for you :

It sucked.

Go buy a book.

Preferably The Iliad.

2. Will the O.C. spin-off be called Chino, 91707 How about Rage Blackouts? Goldcoast Plaza? How about Tahiti or Bust? lalejandra, maybe it'll be in Pittsburgh!

3. I heart Boondocks.

4. Oh gods. Is Brokeback Mountain out yet, or what? *pets Jake Gyllenhaal*

5. Maybe the next one will be called Pear! Or Grapefruit! I know, Satsuma! Kumquat? Mango? Papaya? Guava? Anybody? Bueller?

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It sucked.

Go buy a book.

Preferably The Iliad.

*snicker* Remarkably succinct and accurate, indeed. Though there were pretty men in skirts, so it wasn't a total loss.

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I couldn't pay attention the men in skirts, I was too busy foaming at the mouth over the lack of gods. Also, Patroculus as a cousin?!

*has episode*