Casting Couch, err, Call!

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oxoniensis was wondering about future-casting for the HP roles, I guess because she kept thinking Jailbait! and freaking herself out, but me, I've had these kids cast as twenty-something for ages (with much debate and assistance from ethrosdemon and serialkarma) because these things are important to my mental health:


Harry Potter: Hugh Dancy

Ronald Weasley: OMG!Jailbait!RupertGrint. Okay, dammit Prince Harry. (Copyright wyoluvr)
Charlie Weasley: Damien Lewis*

Neville Longbottom: Ciaran McMenamin/ Gary Lightbody from Snow Patrol*
Emily Augusta Longbottom: Phyllida Law
Frank Longbottom: Paul Bettany
Alice Longbottom: Jennifer Ehle
Algie Longbottom: Ricky Gervais

Draco Malfoy (pre-war): Charlie Hunnam (Copyright ethrosdemon)
Draco Malfoy (war/post-war): Julian Sark/ David Anders (who I understand is not British, however, Sark is, so fucking suck it up)
Narcissa Malfoy: Cate Blanchett
Lucius Malfoy: Jason Isaacs

Theodore Nott: Cillian Murphy
Anora Nott: Monica Bellucci
Alexander Nott: Brian Cox

Blaise Zabini: Wentworth Miller
Gemma Blavatsky Zabini: Thandie Newton
Lorenzo Zabini: Goran Visnjic (as demanded by ethrosdemon
Grandmère Inés Blavatsky: Iman
Grandpère Hermes Blavatsky: David Bowie
Angelina Johnson (Zabini): Marsha Thomason
Victor Johnson: Idris Elba

Rene Zabini: TBD*
Oriel Beranger Mason Zabini: TBD*

Gavin Montague: Matthew Rhys
Bevan Montague: Matthew Goode
Tegan Montague: Kristen Scott Thomas
Rhys Montague: Christopher Eccleston.

Padraig Leary: Callum Blue
Terry Boot: Jamie Bell
Gregory Goyle: Owain Yeoman
Pansy Parkinson: Kelly Reilly
Parvati Patil: Parminder Nagra
Jack Sloper: George Clarke
Oliver Wood: Ewan McGregor


*Updated 20 September 2005

Notes: I haven't cast Hermione because she annoys me so badly I just prefer to kill her instead. I'd also like to cast Jamie Bell and Cillian Murphy somewhere, but I haven't sorted out where just yet. Also, I need a Dean. Also, am I missing anybody? I don't remember now. My brain has OD'd on the pretty.

Notes #2: OMG, LJ is possessed. Somebody call an exorcist!

Comments

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I'm having no luck on the Dean thing, unfortunately.

But out of curiosity: Who's your Sirius and Remus? Gary Oldman and David Thewlis? Other people? does it not matter b/c you don't write them much?

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Also, I just realized that for the longest time I thought Charlie Hunnam and that guy who's now on One Tree Hill were the same person. That explains *so much*.

stop laughing.

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OMG, I can fucking comment. Why is gmail acting like a punk bitch now? Also, for Remus and Sirius I hadn't given it a great amount of thought to be honest, but because you are making me I will think on it. I want red Kool-Aid, FYI.