Twentysomething
A Harry Potter story in five parts about getting older, getting over it, getting over yourself, and moving the fuck on.
Rated from General to Adult m/m, m/f


Previous parts here


Chapter V – Part II of II )
Twentysomething
A Harry Potter story in five parts about getting older, getting over it, getting over yourself, and moving the fuck on.
Rated from General to Adult m/m, m/f


Previous parts here


Chapter V – Part I of II )
Twentysomething
A Harry Potter story in five parts about getting older, getting over it, getting over yourself, and moving the fuck on.
Rated from General to Adult m/m, m/f


Previous parts here

Chapter IV: Where in there are visitors, and spells, and magic, and stuff that, like, happens and shit. It's pretty cool, and angsty, and snarky, and funny. But writers always think their shit is cool. And angsty. And snarky. And funny. )
Twentysomething
A Harry Potter story in five parts about getting older, getting over it, getting over yourself, and moving the fuck on.
Rated from General to Adult m/m, m/f


Chapter I

Welcome to Chapter II wherein there are Slytherins, more Slytherins, even more Slytherins, Arithmancy, owl mail, spam mail, blackmail, black hair, ginger hair, Harry Potter, and a visit from a herbologist that likes pot. And pots. But, perhaps, is not so into pottery )
Twentysomething
A Harry Potter story in five parts about getting older, getting over it, getting over yourself, and moving the fuck on.
Rated from General to Adult m/m, m/f



Chapter I: Welcome to the world of post-Past Events where it's not just enough to be alive and breathing, because moving on constitutes doing a little more than brushing your teeth and making sure you've put on clean underwear. It's not living if you're not trying, and if you're not trying, why are you even bothering? )
Coming soon to an LJ near you this LJ:

Twentysomething
A Harry Potter story in five parts about getting older, getting over it, getting over yourself, and moving the fuck on.


Featuring art by [livejournal.com profile] dopplegl and [livejournal.com profile] antheia and music by The Chemical Brothers, Elbow, Fiona Apple, Jay-Z, David Bowie and many more. Click here for soundtrack cover art and music for all five chapters, because even if you're not into the fandom, who doesn't love free music? Really. )

Now with the music from all five Chapters, because holding back the music just isn't cool.
[livejournal.com profile] oxoniensis was wondering about future-casting for the HP roles, I guess because she kept thinking Jailbait! and freaking herself out, but me, I've had these kids cast as twenty-something for ages (with much debate and assistance from [livejournal.com profile] ethrosdemon and [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma) because these things are important to my mental health:


Harry Potter: Hugh Dancy

Ronald Weasley: OMG!Jailbait!RupertGrint. Okay, dammit Prince Harry. (Copyright [livejournal.com profile] wyoluvr)
Charlie Weasley: Damien Lewis*

Neville Longbottom: Ciaran McMenamin/ Gary Lightbody from Snow Patrol*
Emily Augusta Longbottom: Phyllida Law
Frank Longbottom: Paul Bettany
Alice Longbottom: Jennifer Ehle
Algie Longbottom: Ricky Gervais

Draco Malfoy (pre-war): Charlie Hunnam (Copyright [livejournal.com profile] ethrosdemon)
Draco Malfoy (war/post-war): Julian Sark/ David Anders (who I understand is not British, however, Sark is, so fucking suck it up)
Narcissa Malfoy: Cate Blanchett
Lucius Malfoy: Jason Isaacs

Theodore Nott: Cillian Murphy
Anora Nott: Monica Bellucci
Alexander Nott: Brian Cox

Blaise Zabini: Wentworth Miller
Gemma Blavatsky Zabini: Thandie Newton
Lorenzo Zabini: Goran Visnjic (as demanded by [livejournal.com profile] ethrosdemon
Grandmère Inés Blavatsky: Iman
Grandpère Hermes Blavatsky: David Bowie
Angelina Johnson (Zabini): Marsha Thomason
Victor Johnson: Idris Elba

Rene Zabini: TBD*
Oriel Beranger Mason Zabini: TBD*

Gavin Montague: Matthew Rhys
Bevan Montague: Matthew Goode
Tegan Montague: Kristen Scott Thomas
Rhys Montague: Christopher Eccleston.

Padraig Leary: Callum Blue
Terry Boot: Jamie Bell
Gregory Goyle: Owain Yeoman
Pansy Parkinson: Kelly Reilly
Parvati Patil: Parminder Nagra
Jack Sloper: George Clarke
Oliver Wood: Ewan McGregor


*Updated 20 September 2005

Notes: I haven't cast Hermione because she annoys me so badly I just prefer to kill her instead. I'd also like to cast Jamie Bell and Cillian Murphy somewhere, but I haven't sorted out where just yet. Also, I need a Dean. Also, am I missing anybody? I don't remember now. My brain has OD'd on the pretty.

Notes #2: OMG, LJ is possessed. Somebody call an exorcist!

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