idealists are the cruelest monsters of them all.

Harry Potter
Neville/Theodore, Neville/Luna, Luna/Queenie Greengrass
Rated PG-13. Spoilers for DH. Plus, a toy surprise in the box!


Thusly, I Am Reborn


( WHETHER I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show -- Charles Dickens )

Coming soon to an LJ near you this LJ:

Twentysomething
A Harry Potter story in five parts about getting older, getting over it, getting over yourself, and moving the fuck on.

Featuring art by dopplegl and antheia and music by The Chemical Brothers, Elbow, Fiona Apple, Jay-Z, David Bowie and many more. ( Click here for soundtrack cover art and music for all five chapters, because even if you're not into the fandom, who doesn't love free music? Really. )

Now with the music from all five Chapters, because holding back the music just isn't cool.

I asked for something random I should know, and callmesandy said: Wouldn't you like to see Neville on BBC's WNTW? My brain promptly caught on fire, because Neville + menswear + crack-fic = hackthis OT3. So.

Harry Potter/ What Not to Wear (BBC edition)*
Rated F for fabulous clothes
Neville/Harry; Ron/Hermione; HT/D&G Spring 06

AN: It is my hope that if my job has been done properly, you don't need to be familiar with either version of WNTW to enjoy this story. Like Trade, it helps, but it's not required.


( Everybody's Crazy About a Sharp-Dressed Man )

A note from the author: When I first started writing this story, I thought my biggest problems would be Viktor's dialogue and getting Viktor and Cedric together, but as I began writing, I realised that my biggest challenge was figuring out who Cedric Diggory was, and what he stood for, and what it means to be a Hufflepuff. Like most people I thought being a Hufflepuff meant you were weak or simple-minded, but upon exploration and research I've come to realise that's not it at all. Being a Hufflepuff doesn't make you a lesser being, just as being a Slytherin doesn't necessarily make you evil incarnate. There are layers to houses just as there are layers to people, so this story isn't about Viktor/Cedric as much as it's about Cedric and being a Hufflepuff and how all these things coalesce to make Viktor/Cedric possible. Right. I hope you enjoy this, I know I have.



Harry Potter
Cedric/Viktor; Cedric/Cho (NC-17)
What is Right and What is Easy

( Contrary to numerous reports, Hufflepuffs weren't terribly nice. They were however, excellent at putting on a good façade, which most people tended to mistake for amiableness. )

I went out for a curry and culture (Basquiat) with kattiya and random_flores. During this dinner, kattiya told me a story... This is really her fault. circe_tigana picked the pairing.

The baby hackthis just wept.

Harry Potter
*spoilers for HBP*
Draco Malfoy/ Harry Potter (Draco/Pansy; Draco/Blaise UST)
Rated R for pron


Seven Minutes in the Garden of Wizarding Delights


( He doesn't know how to clean up the heterosexuality spilled all over the floor )

Holiday cards done: 31
Holiday cards sent: 0
Words written for yuletide: 481

This story was supposed to be about Draco being bad at sex. But the story wouldn’t listen.

Blaise Zabini, Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, Harry bleeping Potter and Terry Boot in...

You Break it, You Buy It

( Look, it’s the great big dirty secret of the sixth years that you and Draco are buggering – and that I don’t care about. What I care about is your deep, dark dirty secret )

Dedicated to the darling circe_tigana for the kind of enthusiasm you only hear about on Page-Six. Appreciation, cookies, naked virgins and the like are all freely heaped upon dorrie6, ethrosdemon, fearlessdiva, lalejandra and serialkarma because it takes a whole lot of people to make a character worth giving a shit about.


Theodore Nott/ Neville Longbottom
Don’t Be Shallow
Part I of II


( Theodore made a noncommittal noise. He didn’t actually need help in Herbology, and he certainly hadn’t been referred by Professor Sprout, but that wasn’t the point. If he were to let a little thing like the truth get in the way of his goals it would take forever to get anything accomplished )

Happy Belated Birthday to one of the most brilliant, charismatic and charming people in fandom, latxcvi. You are a beacon of sanity and the voice of reason in the crowd, and I hope your birthday was as fabulous as you are.

Harry Potter
Remus/Sirius

( The Curious Incident of the Dog in Daylight )

1. Happy Birthday to the talented, so-intelligent and absolutely cracking lexcorp_hope!! If I could I would write you a million stories just because you are that cool. Yes. I hope you have a fabulous day. *loves all over Mom #2*

2. Happy belated Birthday to plum_evil! *flogs self with wet noodle*

3. There has been a massive conspiracy by the man 'friending' thing happening recently, um, wow. Hi. You do know that the buy-two-get-one-free lapdance special isn't in this LJ, right?

4. musesfool wanted to know what it would take for me to write Remus/Sirius again because they don't tend to be my vehicles of choice, but apparently all it took was for someone ask. *looks thoughtful* D'you think I can ask myself for ten million dollars and it'll happen too?

Harry Potter
This is My Truth, Tell Me Yours
( There’s only one story in the entire world and everything else is a variation thereof, so the idea that Sirius fell through the veil and died is just one potential ending out of hundreds of thousands. Remus doesn't like that particular ending, so he’s going to choose another one )