idealists are the cruelest monsters of them all.

You know that thing about there only being one more piece of Thousandth Man-verse? I was wrong. What? You try fighting the power of Snow Patrol and Gary Lightbody as Neville. I don't necessarily think you have to see the video for 'Chocolate' to get this, or 'Run' for The Weight, but I think they're nice visual accompaniments. Except for circe_tigana, you are *required* to watch the videos.


Thousandth Man-verse
When it's All Over We Still Have to Clear Up


( They’re called fairy cakes,” he says. “Apparently they’re indestructible )

In the immortal words of serialkarma -- Sequel, ho!

Thousandth Man-verse
( A Nott Don’t Come for Free )

You don't have to be celebrating Thanksgiving to give thanks for the really great people in your life. Very much dedicated to circe_tigana for hatching the idea and cheering me on the entire time. Thanks also go to dorrie6, ethrosdemon, phineasjones and plumsnickety, with a special thanks to jonem for the lovely art.

This would not be possible with the fabulous tag team of serialkarma and lalejandra. I am thoroughly in your debt, also, thanks to everyone who enjoys this and takes the time to let me know.

Harry Potter
Thousandth Man-verse
Theodore Nott/var.

( My Weakness is None of Your Business )

5. I'm going out of town for the holidays, but I hope everyone who's taking time off enjoys themselves and if you don't have any time off coming, dude, that just sucks.

ETN: Shit, I forgot to thank fearlessdiva! Thank you, sweetie!

Dedicated whole-heartedly to lalejandra for her unwavering ability to put up with my very Slytherin petulance and persistence. And as always for circe_tigana, dorrie6 and serialkarma.


Harry Potter
Theodore Nott/Neville Longbottom
A Thousandth Man-verse story

You and Me See How We Are


( It was a well-known fact that Emily Longbottom had fought on the side of the Order during Past Events, and according to Neville, the stuffed vulture on his grandmother's favourite hat was actually Regulus Black, Sirius Black's brother, in Animagus form. Theodore had his doubts as to the veracity of this statement, but it said a lot that Neville's grandmother would persist in letting her grandson believe something to this effect )

Harry Potter
Theodore Nott/Neville Longbottom (NC-17)
The Thousandth Man-verse
Dedicated to the four letters that made it possible: A, K & H. Oh, and C.


The Coast is Never Clear

( Theodore wanted to have sex with Neville, but he was completely unwilling to do so at school, because that was entirely too crass and common, and who knew who might come barging in like a herd of centaurs and ruin the moment. It was fine to be seen shagging another Slytherin, or even a Ravenclaw, but this was a more delicate matter, and as such it required more finesse )

Theodore Nott/ Neville Longbottom

Don’t Be Shallow
Part I of II
Part II of II


( I understand that it’s possible to catch something from too much proximity to certain types of people, especially when sex is involved. Stupidity tends to be contagious when people are naked, but perhaps a little more attentiveness is in order -- it wouldn’t pay to catch something now would it? After all, we’re not stupid, are we? )

For A, who tries to stop me from going out with my bastardization of the English language showing, and for circe_tigana because, dude, I am *so* warming up.

Theodore Nott/Neville Longbottom

( Dearth )

oxoniensis was wondering about future-casting for the HP roles, I guess because she kept thinking Jailbait! and freaking herself out, but me, I've had these kids cast as twenty-something for ages (with much debate and assistance from ethrosdemon and serialkarma) because these things are important to my mental health:


Harry Potter: Hugh Dancy

Ronald Weasley: OMG!Jailbait!RupertGrint. Okay, dammit Prince Harry. (Copyright wyoluvr)
Charlie Weasley: Damien Lewis*

Neville Longbottom: Ciaran McMenamin/ Gary Lightbody from Snow Patrol*
Emily Augusta Longbottom: Phyllida Law
Frank Longbottom: Paul Bettany
Alice Longbottom: Jennifer Ehle
Algie Longbottom: Ricky Gervais

Draco Malfoy (pre-war): Charlie Hunnam (Copyright ethrosdemon)
Draco Malfoy (war/post-war): Julian Sark/ David Anders (who I understand is not British, however, Sark is, so fucking suck it up)
Narcissa Malfoy: Cate Blanchett
Lucius Malfoy: Jason Isaacs

Theodore Nott: Cillian Murphy
Anora Nott: Monica Bellucci
Alexander Nott: Brian Cox

Blaise Zabini: Wentworth Miller
Gemma Blavatsky Zabini: Thandie Newton
Lorenzo Zabini: Goran Visnjic (as demanded by ethrosdemon
Grandmère Inés Blavatsky: Iman
Grandpère Hermes Blavatsky: David Bowie
Angelina Johnson (Zabini): Marsha Thomason
Victor Johnson: Idris Elba

Rene Zabini: TBD*
Oriel Beranger Mason Zabini: TBD*

Gavin Montague: Matthew Rhys
Bevan Montague: Matthew Goode
Tegan Montague: Kristen Scott Thomas
Rhys Montague: Christopher Eccleston.

Padraig Leary: Callum Blue
Terry Boot: Jamie Bell
Gregory Goyle: Owain Yeoman
Pansy Parkinson: Kelly Reilly
Parvati Patil: Parminder Nagra
Jack Sloper: George Clarke
Oliver Wood: Ewan McGregor


*Updated 20 September 2005

Notes: I haven't cast Hermione because she annoys me so badly I just prefer to kill her instead. I'd also like to cast Jamie Bell and Cillian Murphy somewhere, but I haven't sorted out where just yet. Also, I need a Dean. Also, am I missing anybody? I don't remember now. My brain has OD'd on the pretty.

Notes #2: OMG, LJ is possessed. Somebody call an exorcist!