Casting Couch, err, Call!

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oxoniensis was wondering about future-casting for the HP roles, I guess because she kept thinking Jailbait! and freaking herself out, but me, I've had these kids cast as twenty-something for ages (with much debate and assistance from ethrosdemon and serialkarma) because these things are important to my mental health:


Harry Potter: Hugh Dancy

Ronald Weasley: OMG!Jailbait!RupertGrint. Okay, dammit Prince Harry. (Copyright wyoluvr)
Charlie Weasley: Damien Lewis*

Neville Longbottom: Ciaran McMenamin/ Gary Lightbody from Snow Patrol*
Emily Augusta Longbottom: Phyllida Law
Frank Longbottom: Paul Bettany
Alice Longbottom: Jennifer Ehle
Algie Longbottom: Ricky Gervais

Draco Malfoy (pre-war): Charlie Hunnam (Copyright ethrosdemon)
Draco Malfoy (war/post-war): Julian Sark/ David Anders (who I understand is not British, however, Sark is, so fucking suck it up)
Narcissa Malfoy: Cate Blanchett
Lucius Malfoy: Jason Isaacs

Theodore Nott: Cillian Murphy
Anora Nott: Monica Bellucci
Alexander Nott: Brian Cox

Blaise Zabini: Wentworth Miller
Gemma Blavatsky Zabini: Thandie Newton
Lorenzo Zabini: Goran Visnjic (as demanded by ethrosdemon
Grandmère Inés Blavatsky: Iman
Grandpère Hermes Blavatsky: David Bowie
Angelina Johnson (Zabini): Marsha Thomason
Victor Johnson: Idris Elba

Rene Zabini: TBD*
Oriel Beranger Mason Zabini: TBD*

Gavin Montague: Matthew Rhys
Bevan Montague: Matthew Goode
Tegan Montague: Kristen Scott Thomas
Rhys Montague: Christopher Eccleston.

Padraig Leary: Callum Blue
Terry Boot: Jamie Bell
Gregory Goyle: Owain Yeoman
Pansy Parkinson: Kelly Reilly
Parvati Patil: Parminder Nagra
Jack Sloper: George Clarke
Oliver Wood: Ewan McGregor


*Updated 20 September 2005

Notes: I haven't cast Hermione because she annoys me so badly I just prefer to kill her instead. I'd also like to cast Jamie Bell and Cillian Murphy somewhere, but I haven't sorted out where just yet. Also, I need a Dean. Also, am I missing anybody? I don't remember now. My brain has OD'd on the pretty.

Notes #2: OMG, LJ is possessed. Somebody call an exorcist!

Comments

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

actually, Sark's Russian, not that it matters. he *was* schooled in Britian.

now imagine Sark about 10 years younger and wearing a school uniform, sucking the jocks off after *insert sport of choice*.

better yet, imagine him sucking Prince Harry off. yessssss.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude, Sark already looks 19, anything younger would put me off. Also, somewhere in season 1 they said that Sark had a trace of Galway in his accent, so I'll say that he was born in Russia, but that mouth, err, accent is pure Trans-Continential.

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

heh. i think JJ hadn't quite decided what he'd do with Sark back then. not that he's yet to make up his mind...bastard.

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Yeah, well, if JJ's confused I know *exactly* what to do with Sark.

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

get in line, my friend. get in line.

[sparkymonster.livejournal.com]

Please note that the beginning of the line is occupied by myself and wyoluvr . We totally have dibs.

Also, Sark and Vaughn join the mile high club on the show! It's beautiful.