Casting Couch, err, Call!

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oxoniensis was wondering about future-casting for the HP roles, I guess because she kept thinking Jailbait! and freaking herself out, but me, I've had these kids cast as twenty-something for ages (with much debate and assistance from ethrosdemon and serialkarma) because these things are important to my mental health:


Harry Potter: Hugh Dancy

Ronald Weasley: OMG!Jailbait!RupertGrint. Okay, dammit Prince Harry. (Copyright wyoluvr)
Charlie Weasley: Damien Lewis*

Neville Longbottom: Ciaran McMenamin/ Gary Lightbody from Snow Patrol*
Emily Augusta Longbottom: Phyllida Law
Frank Longbottom: Paul Bettany
Alice Longbottom: Jennifer Ehle
Algie Longbottom: Ricky Gervais

Draco Malfoy (pre-war): Charlie Hunnam (Copyright ethrosdemon)
Draco Malfoy (war/post-war): Julian Sark/ David Anders (who I understand is not British, however, Sark is, so fucking suck it up)
Narcissa Malfoy: Cate Blanchett
Lucius Malfoy: Jason Isaacs

Theodore Nott: Cillian Murphy
Anora Nott: Monica Bellucci
Alexander Nott: Brian Cox

Blaise Zabini: Wentworth Miller
Gemma Blavatsky Zabini: Thandie Newton
Lorenzo Zabini: Goran Visnjic (as demanded by ethrosdemon
Grandmère Inés Blavatsky: Iman
Grandpère Hermes Blavatsky: David Bowie
Angelina Johnson (Zabini): Marsha Thomason
Victor Johnson: Idris Elba

Rene Zabini: TBD*
Oriel Beranger Mason Zabini: TBD*

Gavin Montague: Matthew Rhys
Bevan Montague: Matthew Goode
Tegan Montague: Kristen Scott Thomas
Rhys Montague: Christopher Eccleston.

Padraig Leary: Callum Blue
Terry Boot: Jamie Bell
Gregory Goyle: Owain Yeoman
Pansy Parkinson: Kelly Reilly
Parvati Patil: Parminder Nagra
Jack Sloper: George Clarke
Oliver Wood: Ewan McGregor


*Updated 20 September 2005

Notes: I haven't cast Hermione because she annoys me so badly I just prefer to kill her instead. I'd also like to cast Jamie Bell and Cillian Murphy somewhere, but I haven't sorted out where just yet. Also, I need a Dean. Also, am I missing anybody? I don't remember now. My brain has OD'd on the pretty.

Notes #2: OMG, LJ is possessed. Somebody call an exorcist!

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

you cast callum as seamus? Oh dear.

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/bunny_suicides/

and I would like to say PARMINDER NAGRA? Omg.

jeremy irons? you're isane, but brian cox is worse. his pock marks her me.

also, you need to change the george clarke to sloper and ewan to ollie.

you made Paul Bettany in a catatonic state??????? NO! We must have him as someone else who can DO things and be really scary and HOT omg sets me on fire! Did you see Gangster Number One? HE IS SO SCARY AND COVERED IN BLOOD!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You love Callum as Seamus. Your just mad you didn't think of it first. He also makes me want to write Seamus/Dean but I'm so anti-Gryffindork (except Neville) that I just can't... meh.

Also, no, I did not see Gangster #1. People covered in blood does not appeal to me.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

did you really say that people covered in blood do not appeal to you? BLOOD TRAITOR!

I do love Callum as Seamus, that's what I meant. I really love it. maybe he's a traitor to the cause? he does sort of diss all over harry in ootp

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I didn't say killing people didn't appeal, I said people covered in blood didn't appeal. I mean why should they have all the fun if I can't? You are right about the Seamus dissage. *thinks v hard* Who's been whispering in Seamus' ear? They have to say the right thing though, that's v important, after all, his dad's a muggle.

[k-glorificus.livejournal.com]

maybe his da left the family, ran off with a girl in Ibiza. maybe he's mates with Oliver, who's mates with Bevan and so on.