Choose your own ending!

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Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm, James Franco. I remember a picture with him in this huge sweater holding a cup of coffee. YUM.

I rec Ian Somerhalden too, because he looks gay, I think he's single and the boy is pretty. Yup.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

See! Who I really want is Paul Bettany, why is he married with children?!!

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

OMFG YES. I'm SO SORRY HE'S MY HUSBAND OR YOU COULD HAVE HIM.

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

Because all the good ones are taken? :(

[psycho-llama.livejournal.com]

Pfft, like it matters.

Quote (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/57012004.htm) from Jennifer Connolly: "I don't like to multi-task, except (when) having sex. I do like to read a book while having sex. And talk on the phone. You can get so much done... If the room's dark enough I like to do some online shopping."

See, does it look like Jennifer would mind if you borrow him for just a bit?

[gravi-girl123.livejournal.com]

Don't mean to but in here but IAN SOMERHALDER YES!! I was thinking about him ;) he has my vote there.