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Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Date: 2005-11-09 10:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psycho-llama.livejournal.com
Pfft, like it matters.

Quote (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/57012004.htm) from Jennifer Connolly: "I don't like to multi-task, except (when) having sex. I do like to read a book while having sex. And talk on the phone. You can get so much done... If the room's dark enough I like to do some online shopping."

See, does it look like Jennifer would mind if you borrow him for just a bit?

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