Choose your own ending!

[hackthis_archive]

Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[murklins.livejournal.com]

Okay, so he's British and unknown and only 19. BUT Robert Pattinson is really, really good looking (http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a400/murklins/rp.jpg). And he's in a band called Bad Girls. (Please ignore the fact that he refers to it as his "first girlfriend's current boyfriend's" band -- concentrate on the fact that the boyfriend invited him.) I don't actually know anything about him other than what is in this article (http://www.virgin.net/movies/interviews/robertpattinson.html). But c'mon, that photo is hot. And maybe he's young enough for a sexual crisis.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

He's so hot the baby hackthis wept. His eyebrows need help though.

[murklins.livejournal.com]

Do they ever. Why are people so strangely blind to their own eyebrow flaws? It seems like sometimes nothing will do but a caring friend willing to take advantage of a drunken slumber and a convenient pair of tweezers.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think though, if this particular caring friend came upon said victim in a drunken slumber, eyebrow tweezing might be the last thing on the mind. ;)