Choose your own ending!

[hackthis_archive]

Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

He's so hot the baby hackthis wept. His eyebrows need help though.

[murklins.livejournal.com]

Do they ever. Why are people so strangely blind to their own eyebrow flaws? It seems like sometimes nothing will do but a caring friend willing to take advantage of a drunken slumber and a convenient pair of tweezers.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think though, if this particular caring friend came upon said victim in a drunken slumber, eyebrow tweezing might be the last thing on the mind. ;)