Desperate times and all that.

[hackthis_archive]

I have no words to describe my boredom right now. I have no words to describe anything. I'm at the stalemate, and I'm tempted to do that Give me a prompt and I'll write you a two-line story for it.

Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)


"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"

"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."

"Lieutenant Colonel."

"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."

"What tension?"

"The sexual tension between us."

"What sexual tension between us?"

"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*


*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.

***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.


ETA: OKAY, offer closed!

Comments

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

grey's anatomy

george. woke up naked on the floor. :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Waking up naked on the floor is not the end of the world. After all, there's all sort of waking naked on the floor. There's waking up naked with another person, which, hello, awkward. There's waking up naked locked outside of your house on the front lawn, which, hello, embarassing. And then there's waking up naked on the floor of the house you share with two women who've recently been jerked around by men, and that might be the worst of all, because there's a tape measure involved.

"Oh my god!" George had no idea his voice could go that high, and he covers as much as exposed area as he possibly can while scrabbling away from Meredith and Izzie.

"I think we're the ones who should be talking to God," Izzie says with a smirk, showing George a lot of measuring tape. "He clearly blessed you more than any other man we know."

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

SO AWESOME! Thank you so so much. :)

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Hee! OK, dammit, I'm going to have to get to know this George guy!!

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Perfect.