Desperate times and all that.

[hackthis_archive]

I have no words to describe my boredom right now. I have no words to describe anything. I'm at the stalemate, and I'm tempted to do that Give me a prompt and I'll write you a two-line story for it.

Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)


"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"

"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."

"Lieutenant Colonel."

"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."

"What tension?"

"The sexual tension between us."

"What sexual tension between us?"

"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*


*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.

***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.


ETA: OKAY, offer closed!

Comments

[doll-revolution.livejournal.com]

SGA, shepperd/mckay

the puddlejumper, wristbands

[seedyapartment.livejournal.com]

Theodore/Neville at Neville's place.

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

Sark! Sark, Sark, Sark. And his quest for Zero Point Energy leads him to the Atlantis expedition.

[2am-optimism.livejournal.com]

BSG Lee/Anders (um - I'm presuming you've seen s2?)

Pyramid


Otherwise

Gaeta/?

Cigarettes

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

NFL: Tom Brady and ME

HP, Remus/Sirius.

Because I am mean. :P

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

grey's anatomy

george. woke up naked on the floor. :)

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

Draco/Goyle :)

Did you really think I would say anything else?

[daraq.livejournal.com]

Vince and E through Ari's eyes, por favor.

[ladydey.livejournal.com]

Because now there will never be enough:

Kitchen Confidential

Jack/Steven

Prompt: NYC Transit Strike -- 'What do you mean all we have in stock is peanut butter?!?"

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

omg, you wrote SGA! all it took was my deathly illness! *heart*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Clark/Lex, somebody made a big mistake. I'll also throw in an icon, completely optional, if that inspires.

(I'll understand if you don't actually want to write SV, btw)

[goss.livejournal.com]

er...something Narnia? :)

[nifra-idril.livejournal.com]

Uhm, I think I'm going to give you the last line I wrote of a Six/Gaius fic that's about to be totally jossed and then never posted, mainly because I never finished it and large parts of it are just full of badness. But, yeah, so here you are:

Battlestar Galactica, Six/Gaius -- And you? Do you hate?

Her teeth sharp and bared in the dark, and her fingers digging into his naked thigh, and her growl against his neck, What do you think?

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Eeeeee! You wrote SGA! I love it!!

OK, a prompt for you. *tries to think really, really fast, and fails*

Brokeback Mountain, Jack/Ennis, tin.

[sorcha-feanor.livejournal.com]

SGA, shepperd/mckay...ummm anything!!

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Am I in? Did I make it?

Vorenus/Pullo, Rome.

Or Sark and Jack and Irina, Alias.

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

Damnit. Can't wait for some Sark and George though.

[fivil.livejournal.com]

Um, um. KC, Seth-centric (I almost wished this for Yuletide and now I wish I had because KC cancelled, wah).

[bunglegirl.livejournal.com]

Everwood: Bright/Ephram lost on a roadtrip or other adventure

I'm emailing you a MP3 in payment.

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

*gasp!* You're writing SGA? And when I've just watched a three hour marathon of BSG?! It's like the world has turned on its head...!