Desperate times and all that.

[hackthis_archive]

I have no words to describe my boredom right now. I have no words to describe anything. I'm at the stalemate, and I'm tempted to do that Give me a prompt and I'll write you a two-line story for it.

Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)


"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"

"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."

"Lieutenant Colonel."

"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."

"What tension?"

"The sexual tension between us."

"What sexual tension between us?"

"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*


*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.

***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.


ETA: OKAY, offer closed!

Comments

[doll-revolution.livejournal.com]

SGA, shepperd/mckay

the puddlejumper, wristbands

[seedyapartment.livejournal.com]

Theodore/Neville at Neville's place.

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

Sark! Sark, Sark, Sark. And his quest for Zero Point Energy leads him to the Atlantis expedition.

[2am-optimism.livejournal.com]

BSG Lee/Anders (um - I'm presuming you've seen s2?)

Pyramid


Otherwise

Gaeta/?

Cigarettes

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

NFL: Tom Brady and ME

HP, Remus/Sirius.

Because I am mean. :P

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

grey's anatomy

george. woke up naked on the floor. :)

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

Draco/Goyle :)

Did you really think I would say anything else?

[daraq.livejournal.com]

Vince and E through Ari's eyes, por favor.

[ladydey.livejournal.com]

Because now there will never be enough:

Kitchen Confidential

Jack/Steven

Prompt: NYC Transit Strike -- 'What do you mean all we have in stock is peanut butter?!?"

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

omg, you wrote SGA! all it took was my deathly illness! *heart*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Clark/Lex, somebody made a big mistake. I'll also throw in an icon, completely optional, if that inspires.

(I'll understand if you don't actually want to write SV, btw)

[goss.livejournal.com]

er...something Narnia? :)

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

ooh, also, can I request something? Can I request KC too? gen, prompt: sea bass, grouper, dolphin (gee, where did THOSE come from?)

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahaha.

[nifra-idril.livejournal.com]

Uhm, I think I'm going to give you the last line I wrote of a Six/Gaius fic that's about to be totally jossed and then never posted, mainly because I never finished it and large parts of it are just full of badness. But, yeah, so here you are:

Battlestar Galactica, Six/Gaius -- And you? Do you hate?

Her teeth sharp and bared in the dark, and her fingers digging into his naked thigh, and her growl against his neck, What do you think?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

We watched the marathon on HBO this past weekend. Hours upon hours of my cooing howling at Ari. I heart Ari Gold.


Ari's not anybody's yenta, but if he were he'd tell Eric to get the fuck over Vince. And then he'd tell Vince to get the fuck over Eric, because they're both acting like little bitches. And then Ari'd buy them both blowjobs from the trannies outside of the Formosa. Actually, since they put up that Target on La Brea all the trannies have moved to Highland, but fuck all that noise. Ari's not a yenta, so he just rolls his eyes and thanks the gods of MGM and Sony that Eric can't get Vince pregnant.

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Eeeeee! You wrote SGA! I love it!!

OK, a prompt for you. *tries to think really, really fast, and fails*

Brokeback Mountain, Jack/Ennis, tin.

[sorcha-feanor.livejournal.com]

SGA, shepperd/mckay...ummm anything!!

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Am I in? Did I make it?

Vorenus/Pullo, Rome.

Or Sark and Jack and Irina, Alias.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The only time Rodney's ever seen anyone wearing a black armband was at a funeral or during a hockey match after someone was stuck in the box unfairly. Neither of those things has happened today as far as he knows, but it's still early.

"What's the hell are you in mourning for this time, Major?" he prods, his tone aiming for sympathetic, but getting stuck around curious annoyance.

"My puddlejumper," Sheppard says forlornly. "Someone scratched it."

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

I'm going to keep asking for this until there is a *glut* of SGA/Alias crossovers.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

No, really. I love you. You have made my (sniffly, sneezy) night.

You're just in a benevolent mood because BSG is coming back tonight, aren't you?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The tea cups at Neville's flat are chipped; his kettle doesn't sing as much as it complains loudly, and Neville's sofa has prescient springs that always know when Theodore's over. They make rude, lascivious noises whenever Theodore sits down, and Neville colours every time. If it weren't Neville's home, Theodore would burn it to the ground.

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

Damnit. Can't wait for some Sark and George though.

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Hee, see you're a natural at the fandom!