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hackthis_archive) wrote2006-01-06 03:53 pm
hackthis_archive) wrote2006-01-06 03:53 pm
Desperate times and all that.
I have no words to describe my boredom right now. I have no words to describe anything. I'm at the stalemate, and I'm tempted to do that Give me a prompt and I'll write you a two-line story for it.
Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)
"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"
"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."
"Lieutenant Colonel."
"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."
"What tension?"
"The sexual tension between us."
"What sexual tension between us?"
"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*
*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.
***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.
ETA: OKAY, offer closed!
Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)
"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"
"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."
"Lieutenant Colonel."
"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."
"What tension?"
"The sexual tension between us."
"What sexual tension between us?"
"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*
*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.
***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but
serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.ETA: OKAY, offer closed!
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cooinghowling at Ari. I heart Ari Gold.Ari's not anybody's yenta, but if he were he'd tell Eric to get the fuck over Vince. And then he'd tell Vince to get the fuck over Eric, because they're both acting like little bitches. And then Ari'd buy them both blowjobs from the trannies outside of the Formosa. Actually, since they put up that Target on La Brea all the trannies have moved to Highland, but fuck all that noise. Ari's not a yenta, so he just rolls his eyes and thanks the gods of MGM and Sony that Eric can't get Vince pregnant.
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