Desperate times and all that.

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I have no words to describe my boredom right now. I have no words to describe anything. I'm at the stalemate, and I'm tempted to do that Give me a prompt and I'll write you a two-line story for it.

Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)


"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"

"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."

"Lieutenant Colonel."

"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."

"What tension?"

"The sexual tension between us."

"What sexual tension between us?"

"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*


*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.

***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.


ETA: OKAY, offer closed!

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They have Kara in common. They have nothing else in common. Lee knows this, and he knows Anders knows this. Lee doesn't have to be nice to Anders. He doesn't have to be diplomatic because Starbuck's Zak-replacement is on-board. Lee doesn't have to be anything to this man who isn't Zak and isn't him, but still thinks he has a right to a place by Kara Thrace's side.

"She'll never love you," he grits out as Anders makes short work of the fastenings to Lee's trousers. He could be talking about himself.

Anders just laughs. His laugh is nothing like Zak's. "You mean because she loves you more?"

Anders' hands are rough and calloused, and they're perfect on Lee's dick. "I didn't say that," Lee's protest is slightly breathy.

Anders doesn't seem phased. "At least with me you know she's not fucking a ghost." Lee loses his erection at that.

"Frak off," he says shoving Ander away.

Anders just smirks. "You started it."