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hackthis_archive) wrote2006-01-06 03:53 pm
hackthis_archive) wrote2006-01-06 03:53 pm
Desperate times and all that.
I have no words to describe my boredom right now. I have no words to describe anything. I'm at the stalemate, and I'm tempted to do that Give me a prompt and I'll write you a two-line story for it.
Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)
"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"
"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."
"Lieutenant Colonel."
"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."
"What tension?"
"The sexual tension between us."
"What sexual tension between us?"
"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*
*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.
***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.
ETA: OKAY, offer closed!
Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)
"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"
"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."
"Lieutenant Colonel."
"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."
"What tension?"
"The sexual tension between us."
"What sexual tension between us?"
"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*
*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.
***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but
serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.ETA: OKAY, offer closed!
Now with 20% fewer typos!
His employers paid him a lot of money to ensure that nothing would ever distract him from achieving his objective, and today's objective was ensuring the safety of one Dr. Rodney McKay back to something called a Stargate. The catch was that no one had bothered to tell Julian about Rodney McKay's ability to irritate the snot out of everyone with a ten-kilometre radius.
Julian didn't give a toss about Zero Point Energy in the first place, and he uncharacteristically pulled out his gun and checked to make sure there were no live rounds in the chamber. It was just a safety precaution of course, but Ronon Dex would be very upset if Julian killed his client before he returned him to Antartica.
Re: Now with 20% fewer typos!
Re: Now with 20% fewer typos!