Desperate times and all that.

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I have no words to describe my boredom right now. I have no words to describe anything. I'm at the stalemate, and I'm tempted to do that Give me a prompt and I'll write you a two-line story for it.

Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)


"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"

"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."

"Lieutenant Colonel."

"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."

"What tension?"

"The sexual tension between us."

"What sexual tension between us?"

"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*


*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.

***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.


ETA: OKAY, offer closed!

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Draco Malfoy was a horrible mate. He didn't share his orange Fizzing Wizbees the way Millicent did, even though Gregory always had to ask first.

Draco didn't save Gregory a fairycake when he was late to dinner and had missed eveything including dessert because he'd been in detention the way Vincent did.

Draco didn't roll his eyes and leave the correct library book on Greg's table so he wouldn't be up half the night working on the wrong assignment like Nott did either.

Draco really was a horrible mate.

But sometimes, sometimes, when Gregory had written Draco off altogether he would catch Draco eying him curiously as though he were actually thinking about Gregory and considering him as a real person, and then Gregory would forgive Draco all his slights and snideness and fall in love all over again.

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

*jumps on monitor and bear hugs it in hopes that it will somehow reach you*

But sometimes, sometimes, when Gregory had written Draco off altogether he would catch Draco eying him curiously as though he were actually thinking about Gregory and considering him as a real person - Yeah the love Zahra.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Will is in your icon! I knew I recognized him - was from the Kitchen Confidential commercials! *is slower than snails*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. Yes, that is Will, and the boy next to him is Steven on Kitchen Confidential, but as the actor was born in the UK I think he'd make a fabulous Goyle. Plus, you know, if Will was hiding out from Sark/Draco and Gregory was his boyfriend -- that would be a huge mess.

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

Yeah I knew that was Steven/your Goyle and OMFG Yes it would be a mess. A wonderful make Ashley squeal like a pig for days kind of mess.

[merrymelody.livejournal.com]

Aw. Goyle love. <3

[popcorn-orgasms.livejournal.com]

hmm he hmm..hmm.