Desperate times and all that.

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I have no words to describe my boredom right now. I have no words to describe anything. I'm at the stalemate, and I'm tempted to do that Give me a prompt and I'll write you a two-line story for it.

Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)


"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"

"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."

"Lieutenant Colonel."

"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."

"What tension?"

"The sexual tension between us."

"What sexual tension between us?"

"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*


*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.

***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.


ETA: OKAY, offer closed!

Comments

[goss.livejournal.com]

Marauders-era Sirius and Remus and...Fridays. :D

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Mondays are long. The first day after the week end always makes Sirius cranky, and Sirius doesn't tend to *do* cranky well at all. Remus just ignores him and lets him whinge. Tuesdays, if at all possible, are worse than Mondays. Sirius doesn't even have the memory of the weekend at this point -- his memory is notoriously short about these things. Remus likes Tuesdays because they have Charms. Sirius just squirms. The weekend is too far in either direction at this point. It's all bollocks. Wednesday are marginally better, because of late Quidditch practise. James laughs because Sirius carries his broomstick to every class. Remus just shakes his head and goes back to his books. Thursdays are good, because they're the day before Friday. And then it's Friday again, and Sirius is happy, because the weekend means that he can lie-in in Remus' bed and pretend that all this school business is just a lark.

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! And the thought of Sirius carrying his broomstick to every class is just delightful. :D

[goss.livejournal.com]

Hee! Squirmy!Sirius!


And then it's Friday again, and Sirius is happy, because the weekend means that he can lie-in in Remus' bed and pretend that all this school business is just a lark.

Aww...perfect, and *man* I wish it were Friday already...