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hackthis_archive) wrote2006-01-06 03:53 pm
hackthis_archive) wrote2006-01-06 03:53 pm
Desperate times and all that.
I have no words to describe my boredom right now. I have no words to describe anything. I'm at the stalemate, and I'm tempted to do that Give me a prompt and I'll write you a two-line story for it.
Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)
"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"
"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."
"Lieutenant Colonel."
"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."
"What tension?"
"The sexual tension between us."
"What sexual tension between us?"
"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*
*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.
***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.
ETA: OKAY, offer closed!
Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)
"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"
"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."
"Lieutenant Colonel."
"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."
"What tension?"
"The sexual tension between us."
"What sexual tension between us?"
"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*
*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.
***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but
serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.ETA: OKAY, offer closed!
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*cracks knuckles and ponders*
Titus Pullo is capable of great things. He is capable of great strength and great bravery, but also of great folly and great stupidity. Vorenus knows this as Caeser knows this, and Vorenus knows that if Pullo were someone besides Pullo then Vorenus would not be alone in the Senate, but wishing Pullo to be something else would require him to be someone else and Vorenus cannot have that either. Vorenus cannot have a great many things it would seem, but he contents himself with his life with Niobe and their children and believes this is enough.
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