Desperate times and all that.

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I have no words to describe my boredom right now. I have no words to describe anything. I'm at the stalemate, and I'm tempted to do that Give me a prompt and I'll write you a two-line story for it.

Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)


"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"

"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."

"Lieutenant Colonel."

"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."

"What tension?"

"The sexual tension between us."

"What sexual tension between us?"

"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*


*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.

***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.


ETA: OKAY, offer closed!

Comments

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

*gasp!* You're writing SGA? And when I've just watched a three hour marathon of BSG?! It's like the world has turned on its head...!

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BSG! BSG! BSG! I only wrote SGA because people won't stop talking about it and manip'ing it and there's nothing else to read! - and no one is writing anything else, anywhere in the world. I was lost in the desert! *pouts and points at all guilty partys like zoetrope*

I'd much rather have Lee/Helo/Chief/Kara anyday, but nobody's working with me here. Just saying. *sulks*

[zoetrope.livejournal.com]

*feels suitably guilty*

Though to a certain extent I feel like BSG is so well-crafted and complex that it doesn't require fan participation to flesh it out - at least, not in the way that SGA does. *pets poor silly SGA*

I feel I get all that I need, simply by watching the show - a rare thing indeed.

Having said that, I don't think there can ever be too much Kara in the world, so yeah, I'm sure I shall start giving forth at some point!