Desperate times and all that.

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I have no words to describe my boredom right now. I have no words to describe anything. I'm at the stalemate, and I'm tempted to do that Give me a prompt and I'll write you a two-line story for it.

Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)


"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"

"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."

"Lieutenant Colonel."

"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."

"What tension?"

"The sexual tension between us."

"What sexual tension between us?"

"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*


*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.

***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.


ETA: OKAY, offer closed!

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The tea cups at Neville's flat are chipped; his kettle doesn't sing as much as it complains loudly, and Neville's sofa has prescient springs that always know when Theodore's over. They make rude, lascivious noises whenever Theodore sits down, and Neville colours every time. If it weren't Neville's home, Theodore would burn it to the ground.

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:) perfect. I hope you know that I hang off your every word. Fully under your thrall, here.

[popcorn-orgasms.livejournal.com]

i love this. it's so funny. an entire story contained in a paragraph. needs to be my screen thingie or something

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LOL and Oh Neville ♥