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~~The Unholy Terror~~ Joan Rivers: What are you looking forward to the most tonight?

George Clooney: How drunk I'm going to be in an hour and a half.

I <3 George.

Ari is beside himself. Literally. Did you see him at last night's Indie Spirit Awards?

ruidoso sent me photos because Ari was there with George*! Also, thank you to everybody who read and commented on Building Steam From a Grain of Salt: The Story of Ari Gold. It means a lot to me. And Ari.

ETA: Why is Jake pretending kissing another man was all weird to him? I smell hypocrisy. I bet Austin has something to say about that for real.

*Apparently, Ari was working the room and trying to sign Felicity Huffman. It's always work work work.

ETA2: George Clooney and Jon Stewart in bed together. And it's not Anderson Cooper's dream. This is officially the best awards show ever. I don't ever have to see another awards show again in my life.

Is the entire show going to be Jon flirting with George? I am SO watching the whole thing now.

ETA3: jskejvnaoimvcakfjvcwc. Yeah. That's the noise Ari and I just made.

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Ari just cackles a lot and shouts, "We're rich, Bitch!" - Am I insane for finding that terribly endearing?

if that bitch Jon Stewart thinks he's getting in George's pants just because he can spew 30 minutes of political tripe that would get that frigid bitch Ann Coulter wet, he better think again. - *DIES* just fucking *DIES*

And because Ari was there with George*! - AS IN PICTURES OF PIVEN WITH GEORGE OR WHAT? If so you are going to post those right? Right?!

And because Ari was there with George*! - AS IN PICTURES OF PIVEN WITH GEORGE OR WHAT? If so you are going to post those right? Right?!

You know I would've done so if they existed, no, they were just at the same event. *sighs* One day though. One day. *concentrates on this idea real hard*

*concentrates with you*

FYI that icon brings me JOY.

It's all about the hotass.

Re: B/c you missed the start.

Re: B/c you missed the start.

Re: B/c you missed the start.