Ah, inspiration.

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Sometimes I say to myself, "Self, what the *fuck* are you doing?" to which I then answer, "Why the fuck are you asking me?!"

Yes, it always sounds like a Lewis Black diatribe in my head. Other household favorites are:

+ Wow, I hate other people. Like a lot.

+ Stupid is as stupid does. Don't be stupid.

+ Well, if you didn't want the truth, why did you even ask me?

+ When I am queen, all you motherfuckers are going to die. Painfully. I will bring you back from the dead, just to kill you all over again. This thought makes me very happy.

+ A beta would've caught that you know.

+ WWAD? (What Would Ari Do)



So, what sort of inspiring things do you say to yourself?

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+ Self, you would not enjoy jail. They do not have chocolate, your pets, or a good selection of books. Do *not* hit that person until blood splatters.

+ Why do all people who like Bush not explode?

+ Self, you have a journalism degree. You have been known to edit things for money. Could you get through a three-sentence email/lj comment without at least one typo for fucking once? Damn.

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+ Self, you have a journalism degree. You have been known to edit things for money. Could you get through a three-sentence email/lj comment without at least one typo for fucking once? Damn.

I gave up the ghost on that one I while back, yo, just saying.