Ah, inspiration.
Mar. 30th, 2006 10:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hackthis_archiveSometimes I say to myself, "Self, what the *fuck* are you doing?" to which I then answer, "Why the fuck are you asking me?!"
Yes, it always sounds like a Lewis Black diatribe in my head. Other household favorites are:
+ Wow, I hate other people. Like a lot.
+ Stupid is as stupid does. Don't be stupid.
+ Well, if you didn't want the truth, why did you even ask me?
+ When I am queen, all you motherfuckers are going to die. Painfully. I will bring you back from the dead, just to kill you all over again. This thought makes me very happy.
+ A beta would've caught that you know.
+ WWAD? (What Would Ari Do)
So, what sort of inspiring things do you say to yourself?
Yes, it always sounds like a Lewis Black diatribe in my head. Other household favorites are:
+ Wow, I hate other people. Like a lot.
+ Stupid is as stupid does. Don't be stupid.
+ Well, if you didn't want the truth, why did you even ask me?
+ When I am queen, all you motherfuckers are going to die. Painfully. I will bring you back from the dead, just to kill you all over again. This thought makes me very happy.
+ A beta would've caught that you know.
+ WWAD? (What Would Ari Do)
So, what sort of inspiring things do you say to yourself?
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 06:27 pm (UTC)+ I can't feed my dog if I'm in jail for murder.
+ When you've had as much training and experience in this area as I have, or, you know, ANY, then you can tell me how to do things. Until then. shut the fuck up and focus on *your* job.
no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 11:49 pm (UTC)*dies*
no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 06:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 11:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 06:42 pm (UTC)ha! I say WWJD (What Would Jeeves Do)
no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 11:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 06:43 pm (UTC)+ Oh, if I had a dull putty knife for every sorority chick I meet...
+ Harry Potter contains absolutely zero authentic advice or direction, so stop freaking out. It's not real.
Just like the Bible.no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 11:50 pm (UTC)Harry Potter is the Bible! Or, you know, NOT.
no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 06:44 pm (UTC)+ Why do all people who like Bush not explode?
+ Self, you have a journalism degree. You have been known to edit things for money. Could you get through a three-sentence email/lj comment without at least one typo for fucking once? Damn.
no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 11:51 pm (UTC)I gave up the ghost on that one I while back, yo, just saying.
no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 06:54 pm (UTC)+ They're totally wasting my oxygen.
And I have a free-floating diatribe against myself when I'm being a total pillock.
no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 11:52 pm (UTC)Oh, that's my favorite when it's all: What are you doing? I dunno... Then why are you doing it? Uh, is that a trick question? OMG, why are we being so stupid? I blame you.
no subject
Date: 2006-03-31 01:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 07:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 07:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 08:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 11:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-31 01:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 07:54 pm (UTC)LMFAO.
Date: 2006-03-30 07:54 pm (UTC)Re: LMFAO.
Date: 2006-03-30 08:00 pm (UTC)Re: LMFAO.
Date: 2006-03-30 08:01 pm (UTC)Re: LMFAO.
Date: 2006-03-30 08:02 pm (UTC)You went there. I followed.
Re: LMFAO.
Date: 2006-03-30 08:04 pm (UTC)Re: LMFAO.
Date: 2006-03-30 08:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 08:09 pm (UTC)That and a laying a pox on people's houses goes a long way in my world.
no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 11:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 08:25 pm (UTC)Then the next time I tried it, I just said, "No, you're not allowed to talk to yourself. We've talked about this." Which confused me for several minutes, because I'm awesome like that.
no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 11:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 09:29 pm (UTC)When that doesn't work:
+ Motherfucker, cocksucker!
no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 09:40 pm (UTC)- Fuck'em
- People are stupid.
- Kill'em all!
no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 10:26 pm (UTC)+ C U Next Tuesday, BITCHES!!! (I say that in the car, a lot)
+ Here's an idea... Why dont you piss up a rope, and climb it?
+ Karma's a bitch.
+ If it's not 4:20, get that fucking clock out of my face!! (I don't really say that, but I THINK it, a WHOLE lot when I'm at work!)
no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 11:56 pm (UTC)+ Are you sure you want to know the answer to that? Because you might not like what I have to say, so why don't you think about that question, and then let me know if you REALLY want to know the answer...
You know this is like my automatic disclaimer, right? Of course you do, that's why we get on. Also, the collective biography will be called Life, Love and the Pursuit of 420
no subject
Date: 2006-03-31 06:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-31 06:43 pm (UTC)WORD!
no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 10:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 11:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 10:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-31 12:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-31 02:03 am (UTC)*The entire fuck rant from The Boondock Saints- the one that ends in "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word." In my head. And other favorite nasty phrase to call people in my head, "you cum-sucking son of a syphilitic whore"
*From my hero, Harlan Ellison, man never suffered a fool a day in his life, the quote about stupidity being the most common element in the universe.
no subject
Date: 2006-03-31 01:28 pm (UTC)"I hope your rabbit dies and you can't sell the hutch." (ancient West Country saying)
no subject
Date: 2006-03-31 03:18 pm (UTC)+It's Billy TaLLent!
+The band was Jenifur, not Jennifer.
+I hate everyone except you, you, and you. I do. I HATE you.