Ah, inspiration.

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Sometimes I say to myself, "Self, what the *fuck* are you doing?" to which I then answer, "Why the fuck are you asking me?!"

Yes, it always sounds like a Lewis Black diatribe in my head. Other household favorites are:

+ Wow, I hate other people. Like a lot.

+ Stupid is as stupid does. Don't be stupid.

+ Well, if you didn't want the truth, why did you even ask me?

+ When I am queen, all you motherfuckers are going to die. Painfully. I will bring you back from the dead, just to kill you all over again. This thought makes me very happy.

+ A beta would've caught that you know.

+ WWAD? (What Would Ari Do)



So, what sort of inspiring things do you say to yourself?

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+ Are you sure you want to know the answer to that? Because you might not like what I have to say, so why don't you think about that question, and then let me know if you REALLY want to know the answer...

You know this is like my automatic disclaimer, right? Of course you do, that's why we get on. Also, the collective biography will be called Life, Love and the Pursuit of 420

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I like it when I get to actually say that to someone and they go, "No... I really want to know. Tell me...". Because, then I get a chance to UNLEASH!! Mwwaahahahahahaha!!!!

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I like it when I get to actually say that to someone and they go, "No... I really want to know. Tell me...". Because, then I get a chance to UNLEASH!! Mwwaahahahahahaha!!!!

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