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hackthis_archive) wrote2006-03-30 10:16 am
hackthis_archive) wrote2006-03-30 10:16 am
Ah, inspiration.
Sometimes I say to myself, "Self, what the *fuck* are you doing?" to which I then answer, "Why the fuck are you asking me?!"
Yes, it always sounds like a Lewis Black diatribe in my head. Other household favorites are:
+ Wow, I hate other people. Like a lot.
+ Stupid is as stupid does. Don't be stupid.
+ Well, if you didn't want the truth, why did you even ask me?
+ When I am queen, all you motherfuckers are going to die. Painfully. I will bring you back from the dead, just to kill you all over again. This thought makes me very happy.
+ A beta would've caught that you know.
+ WWAD? (What Would Ari Do)
So, what sort of inspiring things do you say to yourself?
Yes, it always sounds like a Lewis Black diatribe in my head. Other household favorites are:
+ Wow, I hate other people. Like a lot.
+ Stupid is as stupid does. Don't be stupid.
+ Well, if you didn't want the truth, why did you even ask me?
+ When I am queen, all you motherfuckers are going to die. Painfully. I will bring you back from the dead, just to kill you all over again. This thought makes me very happy.
+ A beta would've caught that you know.
+ WWAD? (What Would Ari Do)
So, what sort of inspiring things do you say to yourself?
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