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Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make

romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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That photo could induce a small riot. I'm just saying. I was writing and my brain was like look again, yes, look again, yes, look again and I was, like, "Ben, you lucky fucker." I think, because I made them work so hard in The Epic, that that's just how I see them now, enjoying themselves as much as possible. Not that they don't have issues, everybody does, but you are right about the ease and the ownership. In my head, they're just not interested in anything but what they have. You fight enough battles and you learn which ones you're really interested in and which ones just aren't worth it.

Of course, subsequent to the conversation I had with

lazlet four comments up about why I tend to let Ben "drive the car" even though John's clearly the more experienced partner, I stand by the way I write them even more. John's still trying to figure Ben out, just when he thinks he's got it Ben surprises him (I want to kiss the person who threw in the sleeper hold), and so now that they're together, John's mostly like, let's see where he wants to do. Let me figure him out. It really is like taking an over eager puppy for a walk and just making sure he doesn't run into the street.

Only in this case it comes with oodles of mind blowing porn. How could somebody object to that. I have absolutely no doubt that every now and then John borrows a few zip strips from work, ties Ben to the bed and pulls out that dildo that you've now convinced me Ben owns. The one that's a little too far on this side of too big. The one that John spends a lot of prep time getting Ben ready for, long past when Ben insists that he's ready. I think one day he's going to come home from work, after a really really long day, one of the few when he insists on going home alone, and Ben's going to be sitting on the steps anyway with a bag by his knee and they're going to go inside and Ben's going to hand him said bag and say, "Get on the bed now. It's your turn."

Fuck, I love how filthy Ben is.

Ahahahaha!

I'll let you off that one, babe.

Ben just makes all the other sluts look bad. Overacheiver. Not that I can blame him.

I have seen this movie! But, uhh, obviously I'm blanking on this bit...

INTOXICATED PORN IS THE BEST BEST PORN! \o/

Nnnnnnnnngh. Just....NNGH!

OH BLESS THEM! ♥ ♥ ♥

Mmmmmmmm. Okay, I see what you people are saying now, everybody wins.

Nate thought it was supposed to be a joke until Brad showed up at Cambridge and wanted to know where it was and then proceeded to use it on Nate until he left actual scratch marks on his headboard

Heh. Sex is serious business; Nate should know this.

Brad nods. "You could fuck me, that'd be just as good."

Nate makes an indignant sound. "I thought you wanted to fuck me."

AHAHAHA! Hey, now they can fight over that!

Brad's smile is too innocent for anybody trained to kill with his shoelaces.

I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR YOU IN MY HEART!

Okay, I see what you people are saying now, everybody wins.

Then my work here is done.

You're so good to me.

There's a part where Bill Pullman's character is telling Sandra Bullock's character about how the other guy is leaning into her and he starts talking all about the leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean and how it means you're interested. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I think Ben has a certain kind of freedom with John that he's never had before. John respects him for who he is and what he can do. Ben's not used to that - he's used to having to take care of people or defend himself from people and he's not good at trusting, and yet he has to trust John. Not just because they're partners (in whichever and whatever sense of the word you want to use)

I also think that John's good at 'enjoy a good thing while it lasts'. He's not thinking Ben's going to change his mind or leave or anything, but he thought things would work out with Laura, and they didn't, so he's just gotten to the point where he's going to take life as it comes and roll with the punches. The fact that Ben keeps providing him with new and exciting punches to roll with is a bonus that John's definitely pleased about, because he hasn't had this much sex since the month after he got home from the war and he fucked just about everyone and everything he could find.

Also, Ben *so* owns that dildo. He bought it the minute he realized he kind of wanted to fuck his partner. Before then he had a smaller one, one of those pussy ones that was just to play with, without really admitting he wanted a cock up his ass. Once he knew he wanted John, he got something that would suffice. John should be duly impressed by Ben's pre-sex impression of the size of his cock.

BOTH OF YOU AND THE GYM. Jesus. I'm feeling all lazy and slobby over here. Heee.

Brad dates Melissa the summer he turns sixteen. He gets his permit for the bike and she's always there, leaning in too close to him and covered in grease and lube. She wears these tiny tanktops and no bra and Brad can see her nipples through the fabric. He corners her in the garage one day when his parents and sisters are gone and he licks them through the thin cotton until there's a huge wet spot on each breast. She moans and curses under her breath, hitching her hips up to his, grinding against him. He's already hard by the time she locks her leg around his waist and his teeth are scraping against the material.

She tastes like the sun and the bike and she's perfect, except for all the ways she's not. Brad manages to get three fingers into her shorts and fucks her like that, pinned against his dad's work table. She makes noises on the skin of his neck and comes all over his hand, wetness pooled in his palm. She's swaying her hips as she starts home at the same time Nate pulls into Brad's driveway. Brad wipes his hand on his work towel and moves back to the bike. His cock is still hard, worse now that Nate's getting out of the car wearing nothing but his swim trunks and flip flops.

"Was that Melissa Hartzell?"

"Yeah." Brad wipes his hands more roughly and then squats down by the bike, trying not to notice how blond Nate's hair is from the sun and the chlorine, how fair the hair on his lower stomach is next to his tanned skin.

Nate frowns and watches her walking down the sidewalk. "What was she doing here?"

"Helping with the bike."

"You let her touch the bike?" Nate's voice is a mixture of impressed and confused.

Brad shrugs. "Figure if she's going to suck my dick, she should be able to touch my ride."

"Why would she be sucking...you're dating?"

"Why not? She's hot. She's built like a brick shithouse. She knows more about bikes than half of her dad's mechanics." Brad looks up at Nate. "Why shouldn't I date her?"

"What about Barbara?"

"Barbara? We broke up months ago."

"I know. You swore off women after that."

"Yeah, well, I got bored with no one to hang out with." Brad shrugs as nonchalantly as possible. "You've been so busy being with Natalie or pining about not being with Natalie, I haven't seen you."

"So if I hang out with you, you won't need to date Melissa?"

Brad smiles. "Not if you keep me busy."

"Yeah, but then who's going to suck your cock?"

Grinning, Brad mentally kisses Melissa goodbye. "Guess that's up to you, Fick. Open wide."

Awww, thanks!

And shirtless!glaring!Brad causes brains to short out with all the mixed signals.

I agree with everything you said here. Yis.

Fine! You've found me out, my name is Melissa Hartzell. I confess. I totally had sex with Brad Colbert in his parents garage! :D

You know Melissa is *pissed* that she only got the fingers. Not that the fingers weren't good, but there were bets as to who would actually get into Brad Colbert's pants, because no girl's actually done it yet. Or if she has, she ain't talking.

Brad's a good boy. He likes to take his time. Wow. That's just hysterical. Brad actually lost his virginity to Helen, but only because she didn't seem to care one way or another. Helen learned how boys are from her older brother. If you leave them alone, then they'll want you more. That theory didn't work on Brad, but it did work on her now husband Todd Eckloff, so you know, hey.

Also, you know Brad knew that Helen wouldn't talk about it like all the other girls would.

...!
Thank you.

Helen was different. Brad remembers that. Wasn't clingy. Didn't care much about football. She wrote for the school paper. Volunteered to work with kids. She was ... a lot like Nate. Philanthropic without being obvious about it. She didn't look anything like Nate. She looked like... she looked kind of like Poke. Except Poke would make a really ugly girl. Helen had those deep set dark eyes and this mouth...

Brad loved kissing Helen. Loved all the places she was soft and all the places she was hard. Wet. Loved her ease about everything. Even when she told him he didn't love her and she was okay with that, she never made it hard on him.

It's interesting that Nate wasn't bothered by Helen, but Helen was probably the one that could have gotten to Brad better than any of the rest of them.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

I think everything with Helen was so low key that Nate didn't even realize what he could've lost. Brad does not exactly run in the streets advertising these things. Plus, Nate was kind of up his own ass after Natalie dumped him and missed a lot of the warning signs. The way Brad and Helen didn't hold hands in the hall, but would always spend a few minutes together during lunch. The way Brad sometimes got distracted when they were talking about whatever. Brad never went moony eyed over anybody, but with Helen he'd bring her name up in conversation every now and then. She's the one who suggested then volunteering at Godfather's football camp. Nate doesn't remember that part at all.

This is making me all woeful! Is this how you guys feel when I write? Heee.

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